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[Gibo. @GiboAgain]

When you combine gym & gaming as your 2 main hobby’s, life just becomes so fucking good

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry

[Moby @Mobyhaque1]

Bruno Fernandes is Premier League’s biggest diva. Constantly crying.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Calling me a ho cuz I’m handsome is insane

[Mak @mak_aura]

Crazy to think that there’s a whole generation that hasn’t experienced this.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Ngl booking flights on a phone is crazy. That is a laptop activity

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

the honeymoon phase of the relationship actually doesn't go away if you love each other

[𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 @PolyDepression]

“You can't hear pictures”

The picture

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

He used to play for UCL trophies, now he plays for 5 wins in a row😭

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen man that pressure is unreal

[Atif @atifreds]

Jeffery Epstein faked his death and got surgery to change his entire body. He took the persona of a footballer, and he now plays in England for the Manchester based team Manchester United under the name "Diogo Dalot"

[Bueno @0xBueno_]

this was normal once

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Dear Apple, Leave my Brightness wherever tf I put it. Thanks

[Aeesha🌺 @thePrettyAeesha]

Only small clubs scored 1 goal.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

Real Madrid just sacked a coach with 71% win rate and their fans support it, some Man United fans are defending a Coach with 31% win rate with their life 😭

[Gaz @CantonaManc]

Manchester United 2025/26

‘More managers than cup games’

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Manchester United’s 2026 so far:

4th Jan - Drew with Leeds 😂
5th - Sacked Amorim
5th - Employed Fletcher
7th - Drew with Burnley 😂
9th - Mbuemo KO’d out of AFCON
10th - Amad KO’d out of AFCON
11th - KO’d out the FA Cup by Brighton 😂
12th - Bruno Fernandez X account hacked 😂

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

ANOTHER TROPHYLESS SEASON FOR UNITED😭😭😭😭😭