pol

[pol @___polygon]

I have succumbed to the ease of flip flops this year, that’s on growth 💅🏻

[pol @___polygon]

each summer that passes i realise more and more how much i despise flip flops

[pol @___polygon]

me doing job interviews 🥰

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

when i'm asked about basic concepts in my area of expertise

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

babe wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on indeed until i start to cry

[pol @___polygon]

hinge men ask a single question about you challenge: impossible

[pol @___polygon]

you may be drunk but have you been dm’d dianne abbott on insta and cried at a photo of a collie drunk

[pol @___polygon]

“can you sage if you have fake boobs?”

[pol @___polygon]

lmaooo I made this twitter account in 2009 specifically to wish josh franceschi happy birthday, 12 year old me is absolutely devo’d

[pol @___polygon]

@emily_tiegan omg WHAT?!

[pol @___polygon]

do men genuinely lack the brain cells to like…perhaps…maybe…perchance…ask you a question in return when you ask them one? I’m LOSING the will to LIVE oh my god

[pol @___polygon]

@TicketmasterCS done

[pol @___polygon]

fucking hell

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

I clicked sort by age. There are 6 pages of these before you get to the one year olds.

[pol @___polygon]

valleys middle aged women are actually the nicest women on earth you can’t change my mind !! never spoken to a nasty one on the phone at work always so chatty and lush 🥺

[hannie on my phone @hanonmyphone]

3 simple things you can do right now to support Palestinians:

[pol @___polygon]

think i just received a chat gpt apology text

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I have to decide what’s for dinner

[pol @___polygon]

“if our periods aren’t synced then at least our heartbreak is” 😭😭😭

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

sometimes being a girl is all about blaming how u feel on the moon and that’s OK!