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[Karwaay @Karwaay]

I remember when I used to religiously log into Twitter to have a good laugh, then carry on with my day. Nowadays it’s 10/10 depressing tweets about how we’re getting screwed over. EVERY DAY. 😭😭😭😭

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i start a new show but it couldn't impress me in first 5 mins

[maybe: clare @clur19]

me at any given point of the day

[Z H A N É @ZhaneJahnice]

You can tell how miserable a person is by how hard they go in attempting to humble you

[✰ @flyestdesi]

she knows exactly how to do this type of glam on brown skin girls. i’m obsessed!

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

CARRIEEEEE DONT TALK TO HIMMMM

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Sharon Stone gets emotional talking about the moment her marriage ended after her husband got FURIOUS over her decision to have a double mastectomy and breast removal due to a breast tumor instead of focusing on her health 😳💔👀

“He was furious. And the doctor said to him, ‘If I had more patients like her, we’d have more women alive today. You need to sit down.I said, ‘I make the decisions, not you.’ That was the end of the marriage.”

[Maryam @hell_line0]

“Women talk more than men”

In a recent study it was found that when women talked 15% of the time (and men 85% of the time), men perceived it as equal participation. And when women talked 30% of the time, men perceived it as women dominating the discussion.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is crazy. My wife would rather re-tile the whole basement than empty a dishwasher.

[A4 the explorer @aphx_]

this tweet is too accurate

[Gustavo Fring @zone6nova]

Working in education showed me 1st hand kids desire & flourish under structure once they become used to it. They don't like chaos, they like routines they can trust. That's safety to them.

[ruva🌼 @ruviexo]

They’d turn their attention to benefit claimants, disabled people, trans people, women and possibly non British white people e.g. Eastern European people. They’d always find a group of people to scapegoat cause they have nothing else.

[bbl mccarthyism @hellciee]

white people really kill me with the hair color-ism lmfao

"he's never dated a blonde before"

and what does that mean? how does that affect your situation practically?

[Sinko @HeyItsSinko64]

Women: “I find your behavior creepy and I’m uncomfortable.”

Men: “Actually, it makes no logical sense for you to find me creepy. Stop being uncomfortable.”

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Would you work at a cemetery for $300/hr"

Me arguing with a ghost at 2AM:

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[Didem @didemkalayci]

Minyatür yemekli 3 boyutlu menülerin ilk örneğini yaptım!!🥹🫠

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[✨ @JessLH96]

A family were showing off their baby and when it went for a nap everyone started chanting ‘we want our baby back’ 😂😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.