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[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

I miss the days when house parties were a regular thing💔💔 take me back to being sick in a garden and only spending £5 on a bottle of voddy

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

If you recognize these levels you had a good childhood

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Congratulations, Kaoru Mitoma! 🙌

His strike against Chelsea is awarded the 2024-25 goal of the season 🏆⚽

#MOTD #BBCFootball

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

LOL first tweet I’ve made since June is complaining about prices I am SO OLD

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

Please tell me how all these subscription platforms constantly put their prices up for the bare minimum of video, YouTube is free and has more than any of it 🥴

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

As if my first tweet in like 3 months is how happy I am to be lazy lol

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

Bed rotting is my favourite thing to do in this whole world

[Natalie @jbfan911]

At the bar asking people if they want to feel the birth control rod in my arm

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?"

me:

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

You’ve obviously never slept next to someone that snores

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

sleeping with someone is so nice. waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or giving them a small kiss is just so nice. feeling their arms wrap around you tightly and squeeze you tighter. so fucking cute

[‧✩*⢄⢁✧ 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓪 ✧⡈⡠*✩ @spanishcvndy]

as a 27 year old i can tell ya’ll this is exactly how it happens. ur 23 u blink and suddenly ur almost 30

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

Having ADHD is so draining especially when you’re a full blown adult and know you should regulate your emotions in a proper matter and try but your brain isn’t wired that way 🤪

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

#NewProfilePic

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

I am the person that will send you a text message first and then when you send me one back I don’t reply for 3 working days 🥰

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

Next year I’m literally just going to be selfish and that’s it

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

Dry January is calling me 😭 baby Guinness has ruined me this festival season

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

Christmas in hospitality actually makes me hate humanity, I am here working and you wanna shout at me 4 days before Christmas? Fuck off

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

I am literally the worst at replying to people I just cba to text

[𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂 @___shola]

What in the love island announcement is this?

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

He’s back 🔥

Congratulations @David_Cameron 👏