Ryan Steinberg⚡️

UMD '19

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my plans 2020

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@Commanders @JeremyMcNichols @NFLonFOX This may be the worst called game by any announcers I’ve ever heard. Heavily favoring the raiders in their biased commentary. Muted this trash by now. I haven’t tweeted in 5 years but felt the need to come out of retirement to say this. Do better

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@juuuuulliiaa This was definitely tweeted out of frustration when I left you

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Thanksgiving in HoCo be like, iykyk

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If I see one more girl post a charcuterie board with the caption “i’ve outdone myself” one more time, congrats sweetie you can cut things up and wash off fruit, you ain’t Bobby Flay you can shut up now

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@ysldyl lmao they really got the Choppa Gunna

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I got news for you Allie from Hinge, you thinking Tiger King was a boring documentary is not a controversial opinion and loving The Office isn’t a personality trait either

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saw Appa in the clouds ln, yip yip

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Aliens built the pyramids obv

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@jay_mart23 @beccajoy124 huge facts

[Yung Glizzooka @ferrari_simp]

Anytime I see a celebrity have a meltdown I think of this. Dave Chappelle was trying to tell us something without saying it

[mako @Mako]

This dude didnt miss on a book

[Danya @dxxnya]

next time your man dies in call of duty, say “that guy is totally using an aimbot” and get ready for the best sex of your life

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@yazgrl nah you’re doing great

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i don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re gonna go party somewhere right now don’t story it, you don’t look cool

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damn why is it so hard to get work done when it’s sunny af outside or rainy........or overcast or partly cloudy or hailing or snowy or foggy

[⿻ @statcap]

oh your smart? name everything

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i’m just tryna be in the bathroom of a bar staring at myself in the mirror admiring how drunk i am

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whenever someone said “language” when i was a kid i would think of a penguin in spectacles reading a book, i just felt like this should be common knowledge