WagzTheWanderer

cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

McDonald's getting rid of the Orange Hi-C is the worst news I've gotten since i found out Caesar dressing is made from anchovies

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Nathan Martin, a 36-year-old high school cross-country coach from Jackson, Michigan, won the 2026 Los Angeles Marathon by running past Kenya’s Michael Kamau in the final second.

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

LeBron James last night fell to the ground writhing in pain, replay showed that he hit nothing of significance despite him grabbing both arms, and screaming as if he’d been hit by a car. He then exits the game.

Lakers go on a run, as they show a trainer working on his left arm. They cut the lead to 1, and LeBron suddenly gets worried that the Lakers look better without him, so he stops faking to reenter the game with a couple minutes left.

Lakers momentum is instantly zapped, and the team doesn’t score another basket until there’s 7 seconds left in the game. After the game he said that he “hit his funny bone”.

LeBron James isn’t a Top 10 NBA player— NEVER put his name in a sentence with Michael Jordan.

(Video via @famouslos32)

[🚛💨 @CreoleCockpit_9]

Ain’t too creative nigga just died 🤣🤣🤣

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Bro brought a bazooka to a stock fight🌚🌚 he didn’t have to do her like that😁😁

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

If everyone wants us to take in every fleeing Venezuelan then who cares if we take the oil from there lol

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

I will not lose sleep over less Somalians i can tell you that much

[WCIU, The U @wciu]

And that’s the game! @MountCarmelHS takes home the win against @LoyolaAcademy to continue their undefeated season.

Final score 35-24 🏈

Tune in tomorrow at 1pm as Simeon takes on Morgan Park only on #TheU

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

😂😂

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The president told me he did this on Indigenous Peoples Day in honor of you.

[Michael O'Brien @michaelsobrien]

JUST IN: Mount Carmel opens the season as the top-ranked team in the Super 25.

On paper, the Caravan is the most talented high school football team the Chicago area has ever seen, with eight Power Five recruits.

https://t.co/rj44elTC6X

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

This is hysterical

[made me smile @mademe__smile]

Father of the year 😂

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

@anthonybors Somehow beat out Lori. Hard to do lol

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

I make top 10 lists of favorite nba, nfl players, vacations, etc.. for nobody to see. Like a real weirdo. Just sitting in my notes

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

@La_Lola_Larue Fire I’ll be there in a few weeks. Might check that out loo

[bu/ac @buperac]

Andrew Dice Clay in 1989 saying it like it was before free speech was banned.

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

@MozznSaganaki @anthonybors My buddy from HS owns an Indian joint in Hyde park called rajun Cajun it’s fire. It’s not like fancy Indian it’s like an Indian Punkys. Very good. Indian food rocks

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Someone needs to threaten @Kash_Patel with a bar of soap if he doesn't release the files.

"You see this bar of soap, we're going to make you take a bath if you cover up epstein"

Immediate release

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

@ChicagoContrar1 All those moves and she couldn’t even dodge a big gulp

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

That spicy snack wrap is fuckin spicy lol wow

[WagzTheWanderer @___Wagz]

@ElijahSchaffer This is legit sad as fuck tbh. These poor kids role models suck. Stumbling over his words he’s too small to even make sense and he thinks killing opps is cool. I Feel really bad for this kid