Avriel Ralys

AV, like the cord.Opinions are my own, but jokes and puns are most likely my own bad versions of peoples good ones.

[Jack Appleby @jappleby]

Duolingo just crushed the Super Bowl.

After airing this 5 second ad (which, lol), they immediately sent this push notification to all users, doubling down on owl booty.

Extremely sound digital strategy.
Totally ridiculous. Totally effective.

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

I thought that was a FeetFinder ad for a second… 😅

[Dhruv Vasishtha @dvasishtha]

The PMs are back at home for Thanksgiving

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

making things in canva is a form of self-care

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

the Scooby Doo Movie has an immaculate chokehold on the music and style of everyone in their late-20s

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

me, a millennial, prepping for this winter storm

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

All I want for Christmas is

An Aoibox Green Monster Latex Full Head Mask Christmas Mask Party Props For Adult Fancy Dress

aka non-IP infringing Grinch mask https://t.co/YF8e0oLrRw

Amazon keywords are wild, ya’ll

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

All I want for Christmas is a glow up like Flitwick

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

I’m really looking forward to the “watch daytime tv, bicker with my parents and continuously eat and drink during waking hours” holiday next week

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

@cheddaboxxx

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

Can some cookware Brand PLEASE surprise and delight Emily Mariko with wine glasses and better kitchen knives? Tired of seeing this girl drink wine out of mugs and use the same white and red knife to cute everything

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

I live for that panic moment in fall when you finally turn on the furnace and then spend the next 20 minutes sniffing around your house, worried that you’re actually burning it down

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

if you don’t think asparagus rubber bands are THE best produce rubber band to reuse, you’re not eating enough asparagus

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

“How many days in a row can I eat hotdogs?” is probably a popular Google search this week

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

who needs the safety of orthodontists or chiropractors when I have tiktok teaching me 8 different ways to remedy my TMJ at home, by myself

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

I wish the Wayfair app had a dark mode

[Avriel Ralys @__a__v1]

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[instead @chooseinstead]

instead of trying to read every single news article all day every day, doodle that “s” from middle school. see if you’ve still got it. #instead

[lola 🧌 @bolaluncher]

Every year on NYE I think “no way they can turn this number into glasses” and every year I am wrong

[instead @chooseinstead]

you could drink coffee in the morning or you could plunge your face into a sink full of ice cubes like they sometimes do in music videos and movies for some reason, #instead