chris is that

[chris is that @__a_weed]

i’m calling the police

[i love you @bitch__and_i]

ain't gon EVER stop loving you, BITCH

[siri whats my name? @youre_tom_but]

you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

[whos the hottest uber driver @youveever_had]

um I never went to oovoo javer

[white girl dancing to @WHITEGIRLDANClN]

come one down, come on down

[i wanna be @a_cowboy__]

BABYYYY

[two bros chilling in a @_hottub_]

five feet apart ’cuz they’re not gay

[★ @Retaliate]

BWEKFAST

[um excuse me @areukyliejenner]

oh sorry bye

[Mother Trucker @__DuUdE__]

that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

[I Put A Whole @bagofjelly]

Beans up my ass

[my name is michael with a B and ive been @AfraidOfInsects]

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇs ᴀ ʙᴇ-ᴇ-ᴇ-ᴇ-ᴇ?

[you @doin_okay]

over there otis

[youre disrepecting @a_future__]

US army soldier

[you are my dad @youremy_dad]

boogie woogie woogie

[country boy @i_looove_youuu_]

bleh

[i thought you were bae @turnsout__]

you’re just fam.
bruh

[he got his @damnfeetwetnow]

shit dawg

[dzy @wtfDZY]

i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

[look @at_all_those]

chickens