aly

i promise i am more attractive than my track pictures make me seem

[aly @__alyyy__]

As Meghan Lowe once said, it’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

[𝙱𝚁𝚄𝙽𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ♤ 𝙱𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 @trashlynnmarie]

why am i still single? like really. i would make such a good girlfriend. i’m fun too. wtf.

[Abbie @abbienicbranch]

“If you’re a lineman hit my dm”

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

god i love me. i’m so smart and hot. really wishing me the best in life.

[aly @__alyyy__]

#NewProfilePic

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper

[Haxtun Bulldogs @HaxtunAthletics]

What a win for the Bulldogs! 26-24, 25-23, 25-21 over 2A #2 Wiggins. Caliche next on Friday. Go Bulldogs!!!

[aly @__alyyy__]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! 😎#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Haxtun Bulldogs @HaxtunAthletics]

Haxtun moves to 2-0 with a 60-14 win over West Grand. Next up Wiley at home next Friday. Go Bulldogs!!!

[BOOB 🦋 @bobbie_ricee]

I want a boyfriend:/

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Advice for anyone moving to the Midwest:

1. Ope is the most sincere apology
2. If you get stuck in a ditch never fear, your neighbor with a truck will have you towed shortly
3. “Wouldn’t be bad without the humidity” in the summer and “not so bad without the wind” in the winter

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

dating someone who pays so much attention to the special details about you >>>>

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“SEVERE WEATHER WARNING”

*light rain*

Midwesterners: this could have been an email