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certified fat fuck & world’s sturdiest man (he/him)

[Adeptus Ridiculous @AdRidiculous]

Rest in peace to John Blanche. Not only an absolute legend of Warhammer art, but truly one of the greatest artists of all time.

[Itachi @itachi_cooks]

Everyone hates on England but driving a piece of shit car round country roads like you’re a ps1 rally driver, with a cig in your right hand, tunes blaring, sun blazing, empty McFlurry on the floor, makes you truly understand why its God’s own country.

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Putting my speeding ticket on klarna

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The most annoying influencer you know is going to post a picture of an ice box full of buzzballs today

[twerk 4 kirk @bigsnugga]

front of house tweets

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Sorry babe but the jorts stay on during sex

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The Jedi are good people I would’ve spatchcocked master Yoda and smoked him over a pit

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@chatpileroan I mean you did this when you read your own tweets back to yourself

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Vinted proves that, at our core, we all still yearn for the bazaar

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Stop making garums we need plumbers

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Mormon sex in the stroganoff sheets call that braising

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I am like master chief if he made big delicious french dinners

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Women want gregarious fat men with niche interests and kindly dispositions

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I need to eat an ice cream sandwich and never pay a utility bill again

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I cast: lemon juice in previously unidentified cut

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Make ice cream flavours normal again

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Bring back big fuzzy basslines

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My body is an everything drawer

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What the hell does your man know about forcemeat and amaro

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Hey (with the intention of building the Lego Minas Tirith together)

[The Brick News | LEGO News @the_brick_news]

New LEGO Lord Of The Rings Minas Tirith Set Coming In June! ($650)