zeebs

“never black and white, just living in the grey” || journaling observations of my own mind || amateur opinions collector || previously chronically offline

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Thread of metaphors that stick with me

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Tears are the most venerable thing a human can do

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Abby govindan lowkey funny af, but I won’t @ her cause I refuse to recognize comedians using race as a basis for their comedy #ABCD

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Why is it that I’m better at debugging when I’m drunk, make it make sense

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I’ve decided to limit my YouTube short time, so I’m back

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Drunk people are simultaneously more annoying but also more patient, kinda balances out

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I love abusing my mirror neurons

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“What’s your context?”

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“Wow, Sexxy Red performing so late”
“Just in time for all the ghetto people to get up”

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Be paranoid, not paralyzed

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Boy do I need cash for my future endeavors

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Adjusting the list to add outdoor activities and adventure sports I’m interested in:
Running
Backpacking
Snowboarding
Surfing
Climbing
Mountain Biking
Sailing
Scuba Diving
Inline Skating
Hang Gliding or Paragliding
Whitewater Kayaking
Slacklining

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@BecomingCritter Coaching lessons/upfront costs on every skill/hobby I want to eventually learn:
Snowboarding
Sailing,
Surfing,
Climbing,
Pottery,
Singing,
Guitar,
Waltz,
Salsa,
Bachata,
Hindi,
etc…

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@FeralPHunter Plot twist, you’re the fish

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The older sisters teach him how to treat and respect women, the similar age brother prevents boy mom behavior

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Ideal male partner has at least one older sister, the more the better, with at least one brother that is very close in age

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You may have desire, but yet no capacity

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Day 27428472 of my work playing Dracula in the cafe

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@lapislagoons My go-to drink on an airplane is tomato juice

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Easy signal for effort willing to put in

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Best advice for dating apps: look for profiles that are constrained by the app, not by the person

[taco belle @animalologist]

I hope that one day we look back at the human meat markets that are dating apps and cringe that we swiped thoughtlessly through thousands & toyed with dozens of actual, real people bc that’s just the game you play looking for “love” lately

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@Impish_Bunny Déjà vu frfr