anthony rene gamez

I'm a dude from Pedro.

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Santa Clause Re-Cut As Suspense/Thriller https://t.co/xAOVoaRVzc

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real talk. #fionaapple wrote the best christmas song of all time. haters will say it's a cover. #frostythesnowman https://t.co/pD1DV9JLzb

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Jack Gallagher with no regard for his own life https://t.co/hYowdrQhBb via @@imgur

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#hegottwo

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the new #FreshOffTheBoat where they all go see jingle all the way, is legit. probably better than all xmas specials combined. #hegottwo

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i'm the only one that doesn't get a greeting when i walk into subway! never fails!! all i want is one, "hi welcome to subway!" #invisible

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i can't wait 'till italian BMT thursdays! #ugh

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as a person who's always low on funds, i've become very aquatinted with subway's sandwich of the day. #eatfresh #killme

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lyft driver log: picked up a dominatrix with a black belt in jujitsu. she tipped me with a kick in the balls. good night so far.

[anthony rene gamez @__antman__]

if John Lennon grew up in Wilmington. #imagine

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just walked into the local liquor store to buy a coke. clerk pulls out a pint of vodka for me. dude knows me too well. #drinkingproblem

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my video game just wished me a happy birthday. is that normal? thanks Hideo! #hideo

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the guy who sold me my Prius just called and wished me a happy birthday. is that a normal thing? I didn't think he even liked me that much.

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also, a weird candid shot of my boy Jacob is sleep mode at the house party. #FourthofJuly

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also a picture of me with a dog. I love this dog. I hung out with her most of the night. #truelove #FourthofJuly

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you ever wake up from a drunk and find random photos in your phone? yeah me too. who's this guy?! #FourthofJuly

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I just found out my buddy, @Miguel_C329 has a Twitter. I find this fact entirely too tight.

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you know you're ghetto if... you can hear your AC but can't feel it.

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fuck vodka! my new thing is whiskey with a pickle back. you guys tried that? so dangerous. #pickleback

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the flight of the pickles! fun with pickles. #pickledance #picklebacks https://t.co/VhAShwUN0d