kinda obsessed with this girl that i follow on instagram bc whenever she gets a new bf she doesn’t delete the exes pics and they’re just slowly collecting on her feed
Rubbing your belly after eating a satiating meal is one of life's simple pleasures. Other simple pleasures in life include getting so high you get scared, ordering takeout when you have food at home, and digging in your butt
didn’t realize my bf was standing right behind me until i said out loud that i was really craving an apple and he goes “okay horse behavior!” unfortunately that spooked me pretty bad so i did kick him in the teeth