A s h i m a |

Level 37 former Holy Paladin.
Slayer of Internet Dragons. Steelplant Operator.
Grumpy since 1988. Get the hell off my lawn. 👴

[A s h i m a | @__ashima]

I DID A THING.
Since my username was taken, I picked the next best thing I've used since Diablo 1.
Feel free to add me! 😅

[A s h i m a | @__ashima]

37 down.

1 final battle left.

#COYG

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HOW SWEDE IT IS. GOLDEN GIRLS 💛💙

[World Curling @worldcurling]

SWEDEN ARE YOUR OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS!! 🇸🇪🥇

#Curling #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics

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Mark Kennedy of @TeamBradJacobs
is touching the granite after letting go of the handle, which is clearly stated in the rulebook as forbidden.

CHEATER AND FUCKING FRAUD
#Curling #MilanoCortina2026

[IIHF @IIHFHockey]

YOUR 2026 #WORLDJUNIORS CHAMPS 🏆@trekronorse #IIHF

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UNDEFEATED THROUGHOUT THE COMPETITION.

[IIHF @IIHFHockey]

Sweden secures the gold 🥇 #WorldJuniors #IIHF

Game recap 🔗 https://t.co/vqAxluNuRN

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Hello from 2026 👀

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*taps mic*
Is this thing still on? 🤔

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 Viktor Gyökeres has just signed his contract as new Arsenal player! ✍🏼

All sealed after medical tests done today, official statement to follow next…

…and number 1️⃣4️⃣, confirmed.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Viktor Gyökeres and his agent Hasan Cetinkaya on their way to London now! ❤️🤍

Gyökeres, set for Arsenal medical as he only wanted to join them.

Here with Cetinkaya, key to waive his commission to help his client to sign for the club he wanted.

✈️🇬🇧

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved.

Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for €63.5m plus €10m, agent will reduce his commission.

Gyökeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal. 🇸🇪

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TWO TIME EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS. ❤️🤍

#COYG

[Arsenal Women @ArsenalWFC]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE. THE ONLY IN THE LAND ❤️

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

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I'm so sorry, America.

Sincerely, the rest of the world.

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In Reneé We Trust. ❤️🤍
#Arsenal

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Is this thing on? 🧐

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lol america

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MONDO DUPLANTIS! 👏🇸🇪

GREATEST
OF
ALL
TIME.

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Kansas City Chiefs? More like Kansas City Swifts. amirite?

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you.

Thank you,
Sam Houser

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@thifyx AYYYYYYYYYYY