~aprilprincess~

[Ghost Saski @Saskkiii]

YO @united YOUR AGENT IS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME LMAOOO! This is actually the craziest customer service experience I’ve ever had. Fuck Paula 😭😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Iowa/Illinois game is delayed because the horn won’t stop going off

Only in March

[£me•rald @Emeraldjeborri]

Game of Thrones really tried to hide this goddess in a nun wardrobe 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Netflix @netflix]

The Lincoln Lawyer returns February 5!

Here's your first look including sneak peeks at guest stars Constance Zimmer and Kyle Richards.

[extra hobbit stan account @tasha032218]

Husband is making pasta for dinner. Told him to buy fun shapes.

He bought rotini and goes “isn’t this so cool??? Twisty”

…

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and he would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family?

[BRAVOOOMG @bravooomg]

I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices. One was Luann’s and the other was a young French boy.

[me irl @me_when_irl]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[elena @grnformicatable]

you can always tell when someone took french instead of spanish in high school

[Miyandy @Amahashi_]

“She’s sitting around, running around talking about my husband, the father of my children, and she spends her weekends peddling through sperm banks, looking through catalogues trying to find a donor.
Honey, you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an ax murderer or a child molester because what you will know is that he needed $10 for a medium-size pizza, so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid.
Now, check that.” 🫰🏽😭

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

I am so glad people who aren’t familiar with Candiace’s Cryangle got to experience a Candiace Cryangle at least once #TheTraitorsUS

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Got drunk and friend requested Justin Rose on Facebook

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

Get in diva, we’re going nowhere. #RHOP

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

people knowing him from the bear and not shameless is an insane concept to me

[hawk diggs. @allthingshawk]

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, IM NOT!

[Ren @Rhorennn_]

🕯️Fire Ashley 🕯️ #RHOP

[Mindy MF Robinson 🦄 @iheartmindy]

Here's a timeline cleanse for you:

Apparently, there's a pet adoption place where people line up....and the dog chooses them.

Bring on the happy tears.... 😭

[Echo @EchoDoesRadio]

I’m so proud to be a Day 1 Ashley Darby hater!! #RHOP

[Patrick @SleepybonesJ]

Monique is gorgeous, levelheaded, likes Stacey, hates Cookie & Charrise just like we do, and isn’t falling for Ashley & K’s foolishness. Welcome back! #RHOP