cookiepuss

she/her

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

I have become one of “those people” who only talks about or posts their kid and I have to say, sorry and fuck you cause she’s adorable and smart and funny and the best and also my favorite person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

I am literally foaming at the mouth to watch new episodes of Severance

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

Love 2 get halfway through my first winter run series 5k and realize me watch paused at 10 seconds in 🩷🩷🩷

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

@original4loko 👀

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

One of our oldest fish died and I’m literally about to cry

[mastiff @m4stiff]

happy birthday everypony

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

This year my delts finally capped and I got pretty strong all around but next year my goal is to shrink a tiny bit so I can actually SEE these muscles POP…operation tiny tank in 2025 COMMENCE!

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

Isla just told us she wants to have 3 jobs “veterinarian, a chef, and a spice girl”

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

This happened to me but it was Quacker Jack, the mascot of the local minor league baseball team

[ZachTheAg @ZachTheAg]

Imagine being an exhausted mother in pain after labor or the father just surviving in the chair on no sleep and a giant pop tart mascot walks in. Fever dream.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

real

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

Being married to a better cook than you is humiliating

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

We could’ve had this

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Homemade caramel popcorn.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

real

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

Just woke from a dream where Mickey Mouse was feral (on all fours in the dirt but as a fur character)??

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

Client in the studio just called my old school trad flash style sleeve patchwork……

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

@KYL0JEN Wilma does this and is also tint it rly makes me sooo happy

[cats aura 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

🐍

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

I guess two weeks well was too much! Islas sick again! I am also under the weather feeling AND as a little fun added bonus have the worst heartburn I’ve maybe ever had from pizza we had for her birthday night dinner.

[cookiepuss @__ashlev]

@henryrollins

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

If you could nominate one human to converse with an alien civilization as a representative of all of us who would it be?

[Kate 🎈 @BilliamSkars]

9 days until we succumb to the darkness 🧛