aubrey

the rain WILL be good for the crops !

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

Do the ghosts in Baltimore be like “bew”

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

They’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory

[Ms.pinkstarr💕 @MsPinkstarr]

Girls night idea: we all get drunk and jump one of the girl’s boyfriend we hate the most.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

panic attacks are an orgasms evil twin

[julie @obscenelydolled]

morrissey lowk real as hell for never killing himself and just being sick and miserable his whole gay life like just complaining non stop and being weird and mad

[idalia☥ @sadleftist]

fuck israel

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

i want a man to love me so bad his entire family think i did witchcraft on him

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

i dont forgive and i dont forget plus i hate you #hatemaxxing

[grovy @grovymango]

Being 27 years old is older than being 32 years old

[Rusty @ImSmilingRn]

The brita filter has cursed jewels in it that make you hate your roommate

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

convinced that the “just comply” dudes are expressing their desire to be dominated by a man in uniform

[B @bmore_sports8]

Harbaugh gets fired and suddenly it’s 60 degrees and sunny in Maryland

[audra أودرا @audragabrielle_]

so far left i think everyone should get a gun btw

[Bex @BexMix_41]

running this one back & multiply everything by 100

[Em Cohen gazafunds.com @EmCohen_]

there's joy to be found everywhere.

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

"counting or not counting drunk cigarettes?" i say moments before i die from lung cancer