Zaheer

white collar gangsta

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

@ihespgl ❤️

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

@ihespgl 😂

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

@scally_wacko 😂😂

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

Bellingham💎

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

Wingers wey no sabi beat player

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

The president’s wife had the guts to make such comments… she isn’t coming under fire, instead, we’re making jokes about it

we’re not ready Walahi

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

@SisterAduke ❤️

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

Hydration break in the rain

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

We don’t have Presidents in Africa. We have supervisors of slave plantations.

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

That’s not bullying… it’s just talk and talk is cheap lol

[El Gaga @RuemuSzn]

Blaq is not street oriented much or he doesn’t have deep street ties cos why will you allow Odumodu dey bully you since last year? Can never be me or any of my niggas, bully for bully and watch that shxt stop

[Abu The 𓃵 @Abu_The_Truth]

A truly intelligent culture recognizes that the real celebrities are doctors, engineers, scientists, and artists who build nations and shape civilization.

[The Real Me @Yung_N_Turnt]

The King of Toxic is back with some free game for the ladies. 🦅😮‍💨

[BabaCave @baba_cave]

Intelligent people are endanger species.

On the right side, you're tackling political olodos.

On the left side, you're tackling religious olodos.

At the center, you're tackling your family deeply rooted in archaic culture and traditions.

If you look back, you're tackling with your Nigerian girlfriend who expects you to take care of her like her father will even though her father can't.

If you take a little step further, you're tackling thugs and motor park touts aka agberos, who are harassing you because you're not willing to spare your last 1k for their juvenile exuberance.

If you're driving a private car, you're in soup - the Nigerian police are ready to frame you up for a crime you know nothing of or even steal your car or money. If you try to defend yourself, you'll spend the weekend in prison.

At home, you're tackling your neighbors because they are not adhering to communal rules.

In the club, instead of the DJ to play good jams, the night becomes a party of praising yahoo boys and ritualists and kidnappers.

Don't even try to question market men and women about their products even if the fakeness is obvious and glaring - they will insult you to stupor.

If you're not trying to act stupid and shameless to make money, you're obviously the "stupid person" and the stupid person acting stupidly is the "intelligent person" because Tiktok and YouTube is paying them for their stupidity aka skits.

The Nigerian society is totally against intelligent minds.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

Rich people can be stupid too.

Money is not evidence of wisdom, intelligence, or good judgment.

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

🗣️

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

There will never be a revolution because we hate each other more than we hate the system.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

There will never be a revolution because we hate each other more than we hate the system.

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

Drake, globalizing trap music??? Please😂

[We$t @flygodT]

Also one day we’ll look back and give Drake credit for globalizing trap music, no sub-genre of Hip/Hop enjoyed the Drake stimulus more than them.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Nigeria, man. There's no escaping the rot, insecurity and dysfunction, no matter how rich you get.

1. Buy an SUV because the roads are bad, and you become a prime target for kidnapping, extortion, and inflated prices

2. Live in an estate for quiet and security but the moment you drive out the gate, you're back in the same poverty, crime, chaos and insecurity everyone else suffers. Your safety exists only within the walls of your expensive prison

3. Spend millions on solar so you don't have to suffer generator noise but your neighbours still use generators. You stop hearing yours, not theirs.

4. Make money and the women will come but the women who come are poor. You work hard to escape poverty, only to give your money to women who are hoping to escape their own poverty by 'working' you

5. Buy Starlink to escape MTN and Airtel, and now the whole compound wants your password.

"But it's unlimited now?"

Decline and you're a bad neighbour

The tragedy of trying to buy your way out systemic dysfunction is that you never truly solve the underlying problem. You just spend money trying to insulate yourself from it, and in that process, create new problems for yourself.

But you interprete it as progress because you no longer have the exact same probems as the next Nigerian.
Because progress here is less about better roads, reliable power and security for all.

Progress here is more about owning an SUV while everyone else dodges potholes in their Camry, having steady power and uninterrupted airconditioning whilst everyone else sweats through the heat, and living behind the 'security' of estate gates while everyone else lives with insecurity.

It is that contrast that gives me fulfilment. It is what makes you stand out, and provides both of us something to brag about. So the benchmark is not whether the system works; It is whether I am better than others in a system that does not work.

And I say "I", because I, also find myself thinking that way sometimes.

I also want to brag about paying 8 million for rent, rather than demand afforable housing for all or protest against the fraud of agents and the greed of landlords.

Afterall, I am also a product of the system.

As a result, most of what I, and by extension, Nigerians broadly speaking, consider progress, is a maladaptation to systemic failure.

It is, to condense it, progress measured against dysfunction, rather than freedom from it.

And 'Maladaptation' because the actions we have adapted to help us cope with the dysfunction, ultimately does more harm than good.

So for example, rather than protest insecurity, bad roads or unreliable power, we maladapt by travelling by air, buying SUVs and installing solar.

We spend money to work around failing institutions while the institutions themselves continue to decay.

But the problem with our "I better pass my neighbour' cope is that it will eventually reach its limit. Because as the rot and decay deepens and spreads, even our workarounds will fail, our estates will no longer keep the criminals and the abokis that surround us out (Abuja residents beware), the kidnappers will come to our doorsteps, like they're doing in Ekpoma, and our roads will get so bad even our four-wheelers will no longer be able to handle them, leading to accidents that will land us in hospitals with no doctors and nurses because our best health workers have japa'd.

Checkmate

[Zaheer @__badbxy]

You go Dey among those I go swear for when he flop no worry

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

chi c’è sul mercato meglio di Gonçalo Ramos come obiettivo realistico da attaccante per un club italiano? Chiedo. Credo ce ne siano forse un paio. E non parlo di prezzo, non giudico quello, parlo di attaccante. Non credo *sul mercato* ci siano molti altri centravanti *realistici* per un club italiano (se poi pensi a Gyokeres Julian Osimhen sei fuori strada) migliori di Ramos. Mia opinione eh. :)

[lenci @badbalenci]

im never the type to cheat but i jus.....idk.....future droppin an album