ima scope the scenery out 👀

1% evil 99% hot gas #UNCCalumni B.S. in Political Science and Philosophy. please refrain from @ing me with bs #BLM✊🏽 *all opinions expressed are solely my own*

[ima scope the scenery out 👀 @__bbyjay]

in my legal bae era ⚖️🫡

[ima scope the scenery out 👀 @__bbyjay]

theres something eerie and weird about the girls who sit in their delusion so long they want to convince everyone else its real too. behind a man? someone you have no control over or need to pretend behind? LMAOOOOO ooop i havent seen this go good in my 27 years yet😭😭 screaming

[🌺Monnie🌺 @Beymonce]

White people saying “saxophones getting louder” is the same as them saying“bye Felicia.” They don’t know wtf the origins are cuz they didn’t and don’t watch black cinema. Foh.

[ima scope the scenery out 👀 @__bbyjay]

in my experience it also comes with a level of misplaced anger and delusion behind needing to prove everything. indirectly mad at everyone and ur man lowkey cause YOU a big dummy is so crazy

[ima scope the scenery out 👀 @__bbyjay]

ooo✍🏽

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

Male centered women can't be anything good to anyone, not even to the men they've centered.

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[ima scope the scenery out 👀 @__bbyjay]

the thing about delusion is one day reality will lift that veil & it’ll be too late. u have to really sit with your delusional decisions & the facade you tried to create. meanwhile everybody confused af cause ur such a PRETENDERRRR🫨 whewwww girl the drama

[ima scope the scenery out 👀 @__bbyjay]

the thing about pretending is one day u cant pretend anymore & reality hurts like a mf bc now you feel judged…but it was all self inflicted

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

This how trump supporters sleep at night lmaooo

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

This period of American history wont end nonviolently. That is just a fact everyone needs to accept now.

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

Her and Tom in the crib

[jack @fujohockey]

i just dont understand how in 3 years people went from knowing how to google to forgetting google even exists.... like why r we using chatgpt as a search engine ITS NEVER BEEN A SEARCH ENGINE

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Turns out it was WW3

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

life before this tweet………….

[jane @ijanedoll]

the older i get the more i understand why some people disappear and never explain.

[Duncan Smith @DuncanSmithNBA]

Fascinating watching Joe become more and more terrified of this new world he is largely responsible for creating

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

people got fired from their jobs for saying this about a podcaster

[•EZIØ• @ezioakwawo]

Most humbling thing about getting older is the realization that a year is not actually long at all.

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

bro just started reading the bible and got hyped that he's in it