BC🌻

average little weirdo ✌🏼👽 snarky, bitchy, tragic. i’m equal parts charming & abrasive 🖤 virgo ♍️ @jsilva0915 ♡ trader joe's fan account.

[BC🌻 @__bcella]

@MikaylaB419

[BC🌻 @__bcella]

@MikaylaB419 Jose LOVES lemonade and is VERY allergic to mangoes 🙃 also … very adverse to reading any ingredient labels.

[BC🌻 @__bcella]

@MikaylaB419 I don’t trust Simply as a brand. “Simply” implies ONLY. why tf is there mango puree in their “Simply Lemonade”?? ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

[BC🌻 @__bcella]

@MikaylaB419 Mikayla from 24 hours ago is in for some great news.

also, BK had boxed OJ?!

[BC🌻 @__bcella]

I haven’t used this app since February & before that … it had been months. After today’s announcement, I’ve been happily going down my timeline & liking everything. idk what November holds, but it sure feels hopeful for the first time in a long time ♡

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

#BB26 editors rushing to the studio to put in a new ending to tomorrow night’s episode

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

#BB26 Angela: "Your words are shit. So you might as well put it back in your ass"

[Amanda Rae🖤✨ @manndaraee]

An 8 am public fight on day 5 is FUCKING HILARIOUS THIS CAST IS CRACKED!!!! #BB26

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

My brain is so broken. I saw a tweet saying that Trixie Mattel is going on sabbatical from July - September and I immediately thought, “She’s on Big Brother.” #BB26

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

i think of this tweet every time i live through another sentence that will be in history books

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this guy doesn't know the supreme court made that legal last week

[k 💫 @ethelcaining]

what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"

[greg @greg16676935420]

I ordered a triple cheeseburger with everything removed. Stay tuned to see what happens

[mikey @shenanigreat]

Dolly Parton being the only person on earth unafraid of Beyoncé’s NDAs feels correct.

[BC🌻 @__bcella]

haven’t opened this app in MONTHS. I decided to click on the icon today & this was the first thing I see … wtf.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Her parents need their asses whooped.

[BC🌻 @__bcella]

@GabyCakes it has literally been weeks at this point & I’M STILL SO TIRED. what did they put in the daylight savings this year?!

[BC🌻 @__bcella]

@torppsbride if you ever need another reminder of your dad, The Famished Frog in Morristown has frog finger puppets a plenty!

… but this one was definitely a sign ♡

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

to be handsome and have thoughts like this. the dream.