Beth Short

hobbies include eating chips in my bed

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

My toxic trait is thinking only like 3 people in the US besides me know about Formula One and then being shocked when I see all the drivers have millions of Instagram followers

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

How do I go on the road with @F1 ? Every day that passes where im not an integral part of that world makes me more and more depressed

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

7 am to 1 pm: productive
1:30 pm - 5:30 pm: no one knows what happens, i am lost to a black hole of inactivity
5:30 pm - ???: manic productivity

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

Being early is just as rude as being late

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

I think a brisk morning run listening to Levitating by Dua Lipa is more effective than my coffee

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

Just a reminder that I bought dogecoin at like .001. Yes this is me bragging

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

I got my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine yesterday and today I feel like a bruised pear

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Police officers fall into the category of professions with little to no room for error.

You cannot repeatedly announce a taser, yet *accidentally* draw and discharge your firearm. That is inexcusable, impermissible and lethal.

Justice for #DaunteWright

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

@callielrogers omg. yeah and NOTHING to do with the fact that he was 99 years old...?????

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

@KyleACooke I JUST TWEETED THIS

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

The only acceptable fonts for any and every situation are Times New Roman and Arial. Comic Sans should be illegal.

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

And also I can't believe Instagram had the audacity to add Comic Sans as a font on stories. And people USE it smh

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

If I run for public office, banning the use of Comic Sans will be an integral part of my campaign platform

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

@JennOchs I’m pretty sure, yes. But if not, it should be

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

Hugh Grant should be the next king of England

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

Remember in school when someone would ask you for a piece of gum and you’d be like “ok but DON’T tell anyone you got it from me”

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

@tweiseman The time of the tweet has no bearing, it’s an ongoing reflection because I think about this show often. But also if I was that’d be a power move

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

I’m going to start a thread for all my thoughts about 24 since Twitter wasn’t really around when 24 first came out

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

How does Jack Bauer’s agency get compromised every single season? Like they must not be very good at their spy stuff if someone is always a double agent right under their nose

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

Also took this season’s female protagonist/Jack’s new love interest less than one episode to get kidnapped 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

@abby7789 But I already spend so much time on my phone 😩

[Beth Short @__bethshort]

Me

[bella @isabellayoncee]

People who refuse to download TikTok think they have a PhD in maturity