Trail

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[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

If person offer you $1b right now but dem go cut your preeq, you go gree? Exactly, bro no dey whyne yourself, we know why we dey in a hurry to make am

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

I’m not a high risk friend.

We can text twice a year and you’re still my gee.

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Darla 💜 @baebii_8]

When I finally survive this period, I go launch novel of all the things my eye don see

[Trail @__chakara]

@ShalenOnChain @nombahq @nombahq

[404 @ShalenOnChain]

Another bad experience on Bybit p2p man.

@nombahq
I made a transfer on Sunday night around 11:57pm of NGN500,000 to NOMBANK MFB FalconPay
Acc: 1104721453
Name: CYPRIAN OBUMNEME ODOH

My debit session id is: 100033260607225730884827070188

It was successful on my bank, but the receiver said he hasn’t received the payment yet. I have contacted your customer support multiple times on his behalf, and they said it was successful but he contacted yall and he said he was told that the payment didn’t go through. It’s been 6 days now, please look into it. Did the payment go through of not? Cause I need a refund!

I opened a dispute on @palmpay_ng and it hasn’t been resolved till now, cause they said yall are yet to respond to their message too.

As of this moment, @Bybit_Official has cancelled the order transaction. I didn’t receive a refund, neither did I receive the order I paid for.

Please look into this @nombahq.

[Perliks @perlikspictures]

i no dey hide my “who will pay”
i’m a man of modest income.
ema ba temi je!

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Never mock a man who is trying to reset, reform and rebuild his life.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

My favourite type of intelligence is noticing when someone feels left out and quietly making room for them.

[Dfriddd 💋 @DfridAgain]

One thing I’ve learnt is the culture around risk taking is a facade , when you run out of cash there’d be not much “risks” to take any longer & you’re forced to live w your poverty.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

job shaming is so lame. everybody is just trying to survive.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

One of the strangest things about being a young professional in Nigeria is having a job, dressing well, leaving home every morning and still calculating whether you can afford chicken.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

There is this Japanese saying “The Universe protect you in a way that looks like bad luck at first. Trust the detour”

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

staying pure hearted even after being done wrong so many times is the final level of maturity

[Mayor Of Ekiti @Ekitipikin]

Losing everyone can be the price of finding yourself.

[27. @dimvji]

fortunately my favorite coping mechanism is isolation, so yeah i won’t bother you

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The biggest investment you'll make is in people.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

people envying you when you’re not even where you wanna be at yet is so crazy.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

take it personal. at this age, people are 100% aware.

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