olive

an army of furbies that won't stop chanting the lords prayer

[Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. @Rude_Astrology]

Aries and Sagittarius belong together.

[olive @__charlize_]

@solarpixels__ Hell yeah, the best feeling 😊

[olive @__charlize_]

@solarpixels__ Manifesting a good listener and helpful results ✨️✨️

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Text a Sagittarius you love them

[papa @chootieboop]

just bc i have a phone does not mean i am available to communicate

[olive @__charlize_]

@ForeverWILlN_ @highimcaro Bc they can also turn on you fast af, especially if they don't get what they want

[olive @__charlize_]

@jackeelouu The cherry limeade thooo

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

and if my only “career goal” is to simply eat a brie grilled cheese with fig jam and sit with my friends in a meadow and read poetry? what then?

[olive @__charlize_]

@tomsegura You are not a fish

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

maybe next time a man’s entire online bit is ‘i resent women’ we can skip straight to believing that he really does

[trash jones @jzux]

sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of my rich inner monologue

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

cigarette breaks are the only time people take five minutes to ONLY focus on breathing. nicotine addiction is a meditative practice actually

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

[olive @__charlize_]

Petition to change all "curve+plus" to "hot sexy fat slut", like be direct with me I don't need the passive aggression

[Archived Sam Comerford @SamComerford24]

Why have alignment in DnD when you can just have Vibes?

Player: Hey, DM, can I vibe check this guy?

DM: Roll insight.

Player: 24?

DM: His vibes are absolutely atrocious. Really stinky vibes.

[olive @__charlize_]

You know the mania about to hit when you're giving a full TED talk about life's meaning to your pets before 8 am

[olive @__charlize_]

@lexproko Often

[olive @__charlize_]

*our room

[ham mike @griffraff97]

hey babe sorry i have so many curios and relics scattered around my room