Chime

[Siyabonga @SiyabongaOnX]

I know we joke around about it, but I will never miss a chance to emphasise the importance of knowing the NATO alphabet. It could be the difference between life and death if the operator gets your address wrong on an emergency call. You’ll die, busy with B for Bhova.

[TheGrEAtGuYLaNRaY @LaNRaY_SHeeRan]

Not even trying to be misogynistic or anything. But Bernese has zero football knowledge 😂. But she’s beautiful hard working & a vibe and the community loves her. Trey has zero ball knowledge but he is a vibe too. They are banter accounts. Does Trey analyze football ? Nope. Does Bernesse analyze football ? Nope

[Daniel Podence @daniel_podence]

As we are now living in a moment where everyone can talk about everything without knowing anything…

I think I can also make a suggestion. (The best thing I’ve heard these days was Felipe Gomes comparing him to Kobe)

For Cristiano’s farewell in a Portugal shirt:

4 friendly matches in his final year:

🇪🇸 vs Spain at the Bernabéu
🇧🇷 vs Brazil at the Maracanã
🇮🇹 vs Italy in Turin
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 vs England at Old Trafford

It would be one of the best ways to honor the best player of all time, in the stadiums where he gave us some of our greatest memories, and against countries that deserve to be part of his farewell.

Cristiano deserves it. Football deserves it. And we, as fans, deserve it.

[Manny Snicket🌚 @mannylams]

MTN is weird Walai…you won’t believe it is another MTN line that is providing hotspot for me whereas mine isn’t working

[DRUSKI @druski]

Kid Stars growup & be so Unpredictable 😂

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

WILL THIS ONE BRING IT HOME? 🏆

[FARUQ @greatfa7uq]

He lured Tiwa savage to his comfort zone, con start to dey body her anyhow 😭❤️

[Anti Hero (beloved) @lodayihh]

A great example is this

[🎀🧁🫧 @plxnetriri]

they jumped me when i said if you bring your boyfriend on the girls trip he’s getting fucked by everyone

[Femi Adebayo @realfemiadebayo]

Valued at what?? What ?? How ? When, where ? Wow!

[ELI @thewrongelijah]

3178 team strength wey neva see win in 5 games with Suarez and free etoo up front

Rijkaard, van bommel and world cup potw bellingham for midfield

schlotterbeck and free hudjsen for CB, Silvestre for lb and thuram for rb wey e use 100 coins collect😂😂

Kobel for post Godd😭😭

[Ghene @Ghenedinho]

You go rest ur best player when ur next game na brentford 12:30pm kick off for Jtech stadium?

Enrique, God go bring u come epl one day

[Owólabí @Owolabionline]

Only you, you get
Starlink.
Red Magic 15pro.
Gaming chair.
Phone cooler.
Gaming headset.
3300+ OVR squad.

But me wey GLO wan kpai with my 3206 OVR squad, make I give you free win abi😂
Una dey talk o😂😂. eFootball.

[Aditi (Mourinho's version) @cfcedithh]

Georgina and Speed at Cristiano Ronaldo’s farewell game

[𝕒𝕕𝕖. @_bigade_]

That’s how Odumodublvck couldn’t crash out by growing the balls to call out Asake for boldly rolling with Blaqbonez (two fucking smash hits within 3 months) amidst all these selective victimization he’s been doing to anyone who roles with Emeka.

Truly, bullies know their limit, I’ve seen cowards but Odumodu’s own is a new discovery, what a clown !

[Xay @hoodopulence]

I wouldn’t have said anything about points so let’s start there

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

in school hostel i fear a clean toilet by 9pm more than i fear a dirty toilet by 9am

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

You deserve to be very sad😒. You’re the type a patient will confide in and you’ll go around asking her relatives questions because you’re looking for gist. Change your ways mackerel😒

[Zaggy @Zaggyszn]

I nearly got a role for a game company

4.5M per month , 12 days a month , 2 hrs per day

$750 per week , $3000 monthly

I got dropped when they found out I was Nigerian , hurts till this day

I still text the company to re-access the situation and hire me

Nigeria 💔

[™ L 🎋• @_armerillo]

Lmaoooo 😂 what happened to Odumodu is a result of having your guys as management.

All Yes men. No professionalism.

Back in the days , artists can’t just put nonsense out there. Their image was protected and controlled.
Now look at this whole mess.