🅷🅼🅸🅲 🧜🏻‍♀️✨

Part time mermaid🧜‍♀️ Full time badass😜🤙 | 🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸

[black american heartthrob 🔴🔱⚫️ @VICKAMANIA_]

Me outside in the parking lot standing beside the car of the Karen who refused to say excuse me this morning at Panera Bread

[🅷🅼🅸🅲 🧜🏻‍♀️✨ @__clarisse__]

At this point Wendy’s needs to let you call ahead to order so you could make a stop or two while you wait 🫩

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

i deserve a house with mango trees, avocado trees, lychee trees, and lime trees.

[AY🪵 @Agonizo_mai]

My goal is to become that pleasant older lady that young women enjoy having conversations with.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you're legally required to say "OH big stretch" when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch

[🅷🅼🅸🅲 🧜🏻‍♀️✨ @__clarisse__]

@AnyaAHanna lol does mum know something you don’t?? 👀🤣

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats are so good. There's just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn't know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[FSP 🏌🏿 @fspthedon]

They said it’s been a year since hip hop had a top 10 billboard hit and this mf came back with 9 of them in one album 😭

[Christopher J. Farrington @Christopherj242]

Bahamians - Register your qualifications and experience with the DOL through the Online Skills Portal. This helps support the NOV/Work Permit review process by ensuring qualified Bahamians are considered first for available positions.

[CUNNY MUTTON @TheBahamaBeauty]

Fast food don’t even hit the same like it use to & they also stopped being the most convenient option. Why wait on yall line when I could wait the same amount of time on a good plate of porkchop, peas n rice & coleslaw?? AND pay less n be able to stretch that meal.

[🅷🅼🅸🅲 🧜🏻‍♀️✨ @__clarisse__]

My 9-5 😅

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

People who intentionally created slower, softer lives… what did you remove first?

[🅷🅼🅸🅲 🧜🏻‍♀️✨ @__clarisse__]

@4reezingPoint @TheBahamaBeauty Have you tried to make any withdrawals? I’ve heard from other people that’s where the issue comes in & that fees are high. I’d love to try it myself though I just haven’t had the time to do my own research.

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

i don’t have a good grip on life because all the grip went to my pussy

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[t. @taeseru]

hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

BREAKING: jason derulo has fallen down the stairs at the met gala

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons