conor

[conor @__coast__]

textbook BPD

[the devil. @222hot222die]

sza pronouncing tf outta these words. that’s growth!!

[conor @__coast__]

the chance the rapper x ben and jerrys collab flavor is insanely good. his best work since acid rap

[conor @__coast__]

My intuition led me to look up this chart. I knew it was bad, but I had no idea how bad... Think about it, do you know a single Dorothy?

[conor @__coast__]

she really stole almond milk's whole flow

[conor @__coast__]

having house slippers with a sherpa interior is so important.

[conor @__coast__]

i wish they took a sledgehammer to one of jeff koons sculptures instead

[Damien Gayle @damiengayle]

Activists with @JustStop_Oil have thrown tomato soup on Van Gogh’s Sunflowers at the national Gallery and glued themselves to the wall.

[conor @__coast__]

almost every tech company has white liberal energy, except for the ones that sell domain names, which have ‘casually misogynistic drunk uncle’ energy. where did the two diverge

[conor @__coast__]

The Mandela Effect: John Legend wasn’t in the video of celebrities singing “Imagine” at the beginning of the pandemic. I swear it feels like he sang the whole thing.

[conor @__coast__]

there comes a time in every tweeters life when they have to ask questions like, who are the try guys? who is billy eichner? its a sign that its time to hang my jersey up in the rafters and call it quits. my knees just arent holding up like they used to

[conor @__coast__]

pharrell is the only person i believe has synesthesia. everyone else is lying for attention

[conor @__coast__]

what is it about frank ocean, where he can just say something like, "we don't talk much or nothing, but when we talk about something, we have a good discussion", and i'm like wow.... this man is the greatest lyricist the world has ever seen.

[conor @__coast__]

@Winslow_Donovan your one of the greatest shit talkers of our generation

[conor @__coast__]

@FTC u see this?

[Dylan Field @zoink]

THREAD: This morning we’re announcing that @Figma has entered into an agreement to be acquired by @Adobe !

More information here: https://t.co/eqJsSlkShq (1/9)

[conor @__coast__]

This is official notice that I am going on hunger strike until this deal is reneged. I’d rather fucking perish.

[Dylan Field @zoink]

THREAD: This morning we’re announcing that @Figma has entered into an agreement to be acquired by @Adobe !

More information here: https://t.co/eqJsSlkShq (1/9)

[conor @__coast__]

youtube premium? oh you mean adblocker?

[conor @__coast__]

You can hear the disgust in his voice when he's like, "If Pascal Siakam is outrunning you... If Fred VanVleet is outrunning you? You'll never fuckin make it..." He's offended by the thought of it.

[David Astramskas @Redapples2021]

This is great! 2 minutes of Draymond Green lecturing hoopers because of their lack of effort

[conor @__coast__]

i'll stop being a hater when the metaverse stops looking like dora the explorer

[conor @__coast__]

A network graph of Amazon's microservices architecture. Also known as The Death Star

[nathanæl🕸️🕷️ @papizenin]

Now we know where Beyoncé sampled Alien Superstar 🤩 from the queen herself Maya Angelou