Andrea

World Traveler | Black in Tech | she / her | must be fluent in typo to enjoy tweets

[Andrea @__dreaface]

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[The Grooviest Virgo @chazitear]

Beyonce standing up before her name is called is my energy for the rest of my life.

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@mrsperlaaaa I heard this happens around his age… definitely nightmares/ terrors

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@mrsperlaaaa @_ADotHam Union has amazing job security… if they come in a little bit lower I’d still consider it

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@mrsperlaaaa Hell yes you still interview!!

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I knew Iran would move there shit… so fucking dumb.

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@IamJerm24 Free my girl Shawonna 😭😭😭

[Andrea @__dreaface]

😭😭😭😭😭🥹

[DRUSKI @druski]

Every Nail Salon has a male nailtech like this 💅🏼😂

[Andrea @__dreaface]

My Husband: ‘ You know after having Avery, I now truly understand why my mom is just so excited to see me.’

Me: ‘After having Avery, I now clearly understand how much my mother doesn’t like me.’ 🙄

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@IamJerm24 😭😭😭😭😭😭 okay that’s taking way too far

[Andrea @__dreaface]

100 men vs a critical thought
100 men vs the concept of monogamy
100 men vs a polite rejection
100 men vs hygiene
100 men vs conflict resolution
100 men vs a therapist

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@IamJerm24 Honestly I hope he does too lol

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@IamJerm24 And rightly so … men have been terrorizing women on the internet for decades 😮‍💨

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So disappointed in @littlespoon baby blends. They all weirdly taste the same and most have a fruit as the first ingredient ( most being pear ) spent so much money and my baby refuses to eat it.

[Andrea @__dreaface]

When your husband sends you $1k for Mothers Day early.

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This man’s kids 😭😭😭

[Andrea @__dreaface]

@ContrabandTok is literally the best husband and dad. I spend all day with Avery and he comes home and has the baby till bath time and we split bedtime duties then washes bottles or dishes for the next day. All after work, i think id go insane without him

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This mom in my due date group showed a video of her daughter who is going cross eyed and moving her arms like she’s having a seizure- and asks… ‘ does your child do this? Is this normal?’ How did we ever survive as a species!!! 😭😭😭

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@IamJerm24 @therealeraf Expeditiously!!!

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You are?

[“All Negro” Ethan Beige @ContrabandTok]

I am tentatively scheduled to go to both until I see those ticket prices

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Only astrologers will understand this but my baby is a Libra Rising with Venus conjunct the ascendant with a Cancer moon at the top of her chart ( with two Cancer parents ) to say this child is LOVED is an understatement.

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@IamJerm24 Veneers only look good on camera - they look horrible in real life 😅