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Y2K survivor. Tweets do not represent the views of my employer or myself. ||BLM|| 🧡 ||he/him||

[dumbitch @__dumbitch_]

I have like 2 hours till class starts and I don't even know where nait is

[jbads @jjordynashleigh]

girls!!!! pls!!! for the love of god!!! and all that is holy!!!!!!!! stop wearing leggings to the bar!!!!!!

[SH @selfiesteven]

#promise #selfie

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

A look back on the weird year that 2024 has been from start to finish: (a thread)

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

Roman soldier trying to describe elephants to fellow citizens after encountering them for the first time, 280 BC (colorized):

[TMZ @TMZ]

Giant Venomous Flying Spiders Invading New York, Spreading Up East Coast | Click to read more 👇 https://t.co/yLjZKRbsaA

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Let's talk about some of the tailoring and choices in this photo, and how you can avoid making the same mistakes. 🧵

[dumbitch @__dumbitch_]

My taxi driver home rn(9am) is listening to a self help playlist. I have three thoughts.
1. Respect for doing what you’ve got to do.
2. Turn off w/Custys
3. Thanks I needed to hear that fr

[dumbitch @__dumbitch_]

Imagine how hard a black eyed peas concert would go rn

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

dolls with their twink

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

she definitely got home saw these photos and muttered the f word to herself

[zac @glickzac]

aw man i thought it was full of multivitamins and antioxidants

[👑 Farrah Moan @farrahrized]

Why did I trauma dump on this poor interviewer at the s9 premiere 😭💀 just a crazy funny little story 🌈✨⭐️🪐☀️

[trish @ultragloss]

thinking about drake photoshopping himself into this hunger games promo pic and posting it on ig

[horace @gayandold]

She had a fake southern accent , a quinceñera dress, and a dream https://t.co/g2kNHtOklK

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

give them cocaine

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

Yes Mikayla wore fake lashes in the mascara review. It was an ad. She is a L’Oréal Paris partner. Every commercial you see for mascara on tv they are wearing lashes. No one died.