Odysseus

Dum Spiro , Spero !

[atang @atangofficial_]

Not suicidal but I’ve lost interest in being alive

[Lynn @koderalynn]

Kujituma nayo wacha nijitume ju ile mdomo mimi hurushia wanaume hata wakunieka siwezi pata.

[mwm💪 @mwm_au]

My Corporate baddie amecall niende ni mpick, after office staff friday night out.....

[Francis Assisi Kimbowa @FA_Kimbowa]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Tangu niibe sambaza kwa mat siku hizi tu ni... "red onions thinly sliced" done

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

Never f*cking quit, bro. Life can go from 0 to 100 in the blink of an eye.

[The Nice Guy Detox @niceguydetox]

Nice guys are the retirement plans of whores.

[Siya🇵🇹🇦🇷 @uuMaSiya]

Unfortunately,any nigga that spends 4 years in the MLS and comes back to outplay everyone on the biggest stage deserves the Ballon D'Or

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

“Your annual leave request has been rejected”

[Haybee⭕🚀 @Haybee_Ab08]

Your mom seeing a tattoo on your body, but you’re the breadwinner.

[OB @objaxn]

Interviewed for a role with higher pay and the recruiter just called me and said “when I call back, act surprised”😩😩😩😩😩😩

[Okwii🔥 @okwii_herbert]

HRs should introduce a policy that allows us to sell our leave days

[Waggy ✞🏌️ @waggydey4you]

Make Madueke win bronze medal first, Ronaldo go explain😂🤣

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

My little brother kills me 😭

“So God gave Messi the talent to play football and nothing else, he can’t even speak English”

[Ona Barcel @the_potentateh]

@AdamMcKola For a country that sings "God save the King" and not "God save my grandma or God save my spouse", you really have an opinion in you!

[Akinloy @whaleskyd]

Apart from double marking Messi on the pitch, opponents should stop letting him look up to the sky when he’s losing.

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

“I only slept in his place, we did not do anything”
https://t.co/ZUHah2gp77

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

Simeone is too excited ngl they gave him the finest white powder before the game and made him watch Maradona warmup comps

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Messi > Ronaldo

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Is Messi playing?