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in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant (me)

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@SkintyalFia This looks like a flesh light

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@Mxdhu13 Ed Sheeran will b buzzing

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@AdamPJGrealish Chill out George Orwell

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@oskrkb Except Ezra collective x

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Wonder what age I’ll have to be to finally not get clementine from eternal sunshine as my closest character personality in that online quiz thing bc apparently I’m the same as when I was 14 x

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@Mxdhu13 Bc they’re uptight and lame obv

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If I hear the word charcuterie one more fucking time I’m going to ram a charcuterie board up these posh kids tight bumholes

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@eemilypeckk I love her

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Whenever I’m newly added to someone’s close friends story I always like every single story to earn my keep

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@northernassist You ain’t sorry😔😭🥲

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@northernassist why are you so useless, you cancel trains constantly and not once have you ever left Oxford road on time. Can I have my £1.30 back because you’ve cancelled my train as I’m literally sat on it x

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@TruckFestival How progressive! All male headliners, not to mention the band of pedophiles

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I’ve reached ultimate iPad kid levels visibly watching YouTube in the library as I research my dissertation bc I cannot concentrate unless I’m watching some fucking fifa YouTuber doing a pub crawl xxxx

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Commenting on tiktok that amyl n the sniffers are an industry plant is a weird way of saying you weren’t cool enough to know them before they started getting attention on tiktok xxxxx

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@SkintyalFia Get a life x

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@northernassist Can I get a refund for my ticket pls

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The lyric ‘each new day I get another year older’ would’ve hit 14 year old me way too hard bc I thought I knew everything about everyone and everything and felt about 30 and tbf I feel about 40 now so maybe grian is so right there about me. WHAT A GREAT LYRIC THO I LUV IT SM

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@alfsctrl Beer was a quid xx

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Cozzie livs hitting ebony hard x what’s most heartbreaking is that I can’t afford to go to gigs anymore 😔😔 also can’t afford my rent or bills but that is not of importance to my mental health.

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@alfsctrl It was free luv, don’t you start x