Emmmm

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

texting every man I know “hey what’s going on with the stock market?” as a little treat for them

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

they should invent a day of the week where nothing happens

[⋆⁺₊⋆ kiera ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @kierapom]

Idk why Elon didn’t just made his own social media app instead of ruining a well known and widely used app that nobody wanted changed??

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

That was unexpected lmao

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

My official Barbenheimer schedule

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Can you tell him to stop? I took an edible ❤️‍🩹

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

the world after you have a fun little drink

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[き @exist2post]

Women shouldn’t even know what discord is

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

a skinny white boy and a bedbug is the same thing

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

did you guys know you can leave reviews for the bible on goodreads

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[JIlllllll @dummyjig]

The MythBusters were cowards for not doing a 9/11 episode.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Hi Walmart, I don't think mushrooms will work.

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

hey babe can you tell me what this post about liking "medium ugly" men is supposed to mean?

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

sometimes the girliest thing you can do is rot away in your room as the day passes away

[jim @jimtropolis]

got way too full 🤢

[Brady @pebbut]

an early bird just fucking stole my girlfriend