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Life is soup and I am the fork 💀

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Fungeni Laptops !

IEBC wamedelete our voter details from their database ndo tusipige kura.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[keebahhhh🧚‍♀️ @alawiyeeee]

january me was so full of hope.

june me is just a survivor. 😭😂

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

The same parents who travel long distances to help/ grieve/ celebrate their friends?
The ones greeting almost everyone from church to the market? They model alot about community and friendship. Alot of us think we're too good for mundane things.
Let's be serious please.

[Shawry For Shelves :-) @biggmammaaaaaaa]

You guys like men too much

[... @__fineapple__]

@Safaricom_Care How and since yesterday no one is picking?

[... @__fineapple__]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Why can't I get assistance with home. Fibre? It's not working for 2 days now and I am not getting through to any agent.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my daily routine:
1. ????????????
2. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Atito @helidah_akoth]

Don't scroll past!!

A simple retweet won't cost you a thing, but it could help locate these missing children.

Please share until they are found.

#ProtectOurChildren

@_James041 @Shamir_Activist
@_nikkieeeee

[Kiluuks♡ @DeeKiluu_]

Please don't scroll past. One repost could make all the difference.

Kindly RT and share widely. 🙏🏾

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’m having the most peaceful crashout of my life rn.. like i’m going insane, but also just chilling and vibing. i’m stressed about a bunch of stuff, but at the same time i’m not. i don't know how to explain it..

[wanji @materialgurlv]

Just tested positive for Kenyan citizen fatigue syndrome
I'm tired Shem 🫠

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

Seeing your home girl losing herself and crying herself to sleep builds resentment.

[Mrs.Bubblegum @ivy_cugu]

Me going back to work tomorrow after that Midterm

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

"Leo ni wewe solo hujaingia job bro"

[... @__fineapple__]

@ooohnaanaa @memer_mitron You have no idea 😭

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

She is a nominated MCA from Nyamira,also a US Citizen.She faked sickness and she lives in the USA eating tax payers money.

She faked a disease and asked for treatment leave in the US. There, she was granted citizenship and social security. She works at DOLD FOODS LLC in Wichita, Kansas. At home, Nyamira Assembly pays her monthly salary and fake allowances.Her name is Edna Obara@EACCKenya

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

White man in this meeting has been living in Kenya for 17 years & still expects someone to translate common sayings. You better fafanua the mukhtadha of my dondoo or stay not knowing