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God 1st😇 Basketball🏀❤(fav sport) girls🌈and boys🤪🤪

[youngin🖤 @youngin954]

That damn gypsy rose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she don’t play

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Doctor’s offices be like: “please arrive 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.

[Misha and Irish’s Newports @herejonahgo]

niggas be wanting something a lil more stupid than I can offer

[Margaret Yanki @MargaretYanki1]

You cannot have a man and be asking for help in a black family. They immediately want to know what the fuck is the man you are fucking on doing to help you.

[FIFI🌟 @fifss__]

I need to eat pasta in Italy, croissants in Paris, sushi in Japan, tacos in Mexico, kimchi in South Korea, curry in India, pho in Vietnam, oxtail in Jamaica, fondue in Switzerland & fish and chips in the UK. That’s when I’ll know I’ve made it 😭

[ria @quvria]

“anything for you baby” i whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.

[wham @__goddessnae]

fireball👎🏽🤮

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

What’s the first liquor drink that YOU KNOW you ain’t never drinking again 😭

[LIYAH 🩷 @thtgirlliyah__]

Spending money on nasty ass food will piss you off 😭 tf

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I be knowing shit without any proof and then the proof fall in my lap that shit be scaring me

[wham @__goddessnae]

@smonae_ omm slidin all thru da crib😭

[𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛 @agentpinkk]

i’m too unserious to be a mom, i’d look at my baby and start laughing bc why are you real and look like me wtf

[Lexi @Leslyeaguilar30]

puedes terminarle a un hombre por no darte flores y el siempre va a pensar que fue por las flores

[big baby. @jazlynmarie____]

Home cooked meals are for niggas that pay bills.

[SJ @shakiyahhj]

It’s almost real hair season and yall don’t got nunnn😂🤣

[wham @__goddessnae]

the easiest part about washing clothes if u ask me🤷🏽‍♀️

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

maturing is realizing that folding clothes really ain’t that bad if you just lock tf in for 20-30mins 😂

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

i keep some mean shit to say tucked in my ass please don't come fckin with the queen.

[𝘔𝘚. 𝘊𝘏𝘖𝘊𝘖𝘓𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘛𝘛🫦🇯🇲 @lifewabarbiee]

I get real independent when I’m mad nvm I’ll pick the refrigerator up by myself bitch

[💸 @MulaFPayMe]

i don't mind being corrected or told bout myself but don't wait until i piss you off to do it.

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

i dont even fuck around and i still find out