h.i.

i pee with the door open.

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You can't kick ass on a low carb diet

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josh hokit sooo embarrassing

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@DailyNoud you have to earn it baby girl!

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this is why we need younger refs in the ufc lol

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IM A SCOUSER, WE DONT GET KNOCKED OUT

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the army is so low key girly pop. wdym we travel in pairs???

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had a couple beverages.
shopping for karaoke machines.
don’t fuck w me

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white & orange cheddar and everything bagels ✨✨

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lil blueb muffs on this sunday eve

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cookin like a 90s mom this fall

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i hate when you ask a cashier how theyre doing and they say “tired”

don’t try to make me feel guilty for grocery shopping???

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nothing more frustrating than getting a caesar salad that’s full of these fucking guys

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icloud storage notification is as useless as the u2 album being uploaded onto mh ipod

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fruit punch can rot in hell

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you know you’re getting old when you only know like 8 of the performers at Osheaga …

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when people say on route instead of en route
😡😡😡😡

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NEEEEED double wide on spotify NOW

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@PopCulture2000s bury me with this picture

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every week there’s a fuckin different “better” new way to do makeup and I CANT KEEP UP

i still do shimmer in the corners

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my brother in christ The Wire???

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@lilmoike sooo important 🙏