hanah

not into yoga. has half a brain. | she/her

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

horny and sad are the only two emotions now

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

Park that car. Drop that phone. Sleep on the floor. Dream about me.

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

RT @jeffpopka: RT @mulaney: People will be so pissed if Casey Anthony wins Mega Millions.

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

found from 2009 i most definitely texted to twitter

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

Watching the "best big brother ever" part of Step-Brothers over and over.

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

not to get all political or anything but like, what the fuck

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

[Chris Alvino @ChrisAlvino]

The worst part about this outbreak is that, bc every news agency is owned by corporate billionaires, not a SINGLE ONE has the courage to link this outbreak to Trump and his dismantling of our food safety protections. So the general public just assumes this is business as usual.

[Will @WillemDaFro]

yeah man i would feel really comfortable stopping my car when an unmarked ford explorer cuts in front of me and several armed and masked individuals hop out of it and immediately get aggressive on me

Are you all fucking lobotomized???

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

Darling

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

okay what in the fuck is a butter mom

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

have you ever seen death cab with the loveliest person you've ever met i feel like i'm on mdma

[ceo of friendster @mollywidstrom]

sure why not

[levy @1929stockcrash]

passed by this ad where Chet hanks is the face of a morning after pill lol

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

@mollywidstrom 👏

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

practical magic 2: everyone wears a wig

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

@legendofchelda you know what, it's delicious

[hanah @__heartshaped__]

@DrinkAriZona @AndiAllOver #arizonaisthebesttea since i was a kig

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

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