megan 🍉

corn dogs

[megan 🍉 @__hotdog_]

Adult pro tip you can nail whatever you want to your wall

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

where the fuck are my cigarettes bitch

[Just Friends @BayAreaPartyPpl]

everyone stand for today’s national anthem https://t.co/xva8E7KZ0G

[megan 🍉 @__hotdog_]

@beth_txt Wait what

[megan 🍉 @__hotdog_]

Hey @Apple why did autocorrect change romantasy to Roma tr*sh

I’m censoring it because I DO NOT condone speaking about anybody like that especially the Romani people who have faced so much systemic discrimination. Fix your shit apple wtf

[megan 🍉 @__hotdog_]

@krrronk Yes like this

[Ray Lewis @RayLewis1997]

“It’s not a party in the USA right now.” is, unfortunately, something I will be shoehorning into conversation for the foreseeable future

[megan 🍉 @__hotdog_]

A cop yelled at me for jay walking over his speaker today while I crossed over to the bodega 🫶🫶🫶

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

I loooove when a movie ends on the darkest, bleakest, most demoralizing, hopeless, dismal note with no moment of relief and just leaves me feeling completely empty inside

[negus b. trippin @honeycombkeith]

This was 100% the setup, I won't hear otherwise and JJ Abrams robbed you.

[Rep. Sylvia Garcia @RepSylviaGarcia]

Let’s be clear: the Department of Education exists because states wouldn’t fund poor schools, wouldn’t protect kids with disabilities, wouldn’t follow civil rights law, especially in the South. Anyone calling to abolish it is calling to turn back the clock—and we can’t let that happen.

[temple runner @misscalcula]

picking at your skin is OK if you feel like this time it will really truly make it smooth

[henry @arithmoquine]

got told i come off "a little autistic" because i "act like i'm seeing everything in the world for the first time".

it's actually called "youthful awe" and "childlike wonder". kill yourself

[megan 🍉 @__hotdog_]

Unless I’m on a bar patio tho

[megan 🍉 @__hotdog_]

This weather is perfect for cigarettes but unfortunately I quit smoking 😔