Deandra 🦾

👩🏻‍⚕️🏥💉

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

Just a friendly reminder that if you fuck around, you ✨will✨ find out 😌

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

I don’t want fine china, I want this

[Wasted Water Pipes @PeaceRoseShephe]

This set is a dream💕

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

The feminine manipulative urge to have dinner ready for my bf every day after work (while I’m off) so he can realize how amazing life would be if he could afford to make me a stay at home cat mom 😏

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

Deadass, life can’t see that your bank account is thriving cause it’ll throw some health issue your way like “SIKE! You have medical bills now!”

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

I really picked a career that requires me to be at work at the butt crack of dawn and also puts me in a position where I see butt cracks often. I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

I didn’t know I needed these flavors combined into an ice cream until this very moment

[A is for Afro @Amberisms_]

Walmart literally saw a successful small Black business and thought they could get away with stealing their flavor and re-branding it for Juneteenth.

Anyways, Creamalicious is available at Target.

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

Dropping my cute tennis skirt fits and leaving. Thank you for your attention ❤️

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

Wearing tennis skirts alllllll summer 😛

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

To all 1996 babies… we’re gonna turn 30 in 2026. Sorry for ruining your day

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

Celebrities that show up to the MET not in theme shouldn’t be invited back. Like, what’s the point if you never get the theme right???

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

Parents, do the swaddle really work magic like this ???

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Why was the slime pressure set to civil rights????

[Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @MeWeFree_]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dr. Angela Rasmussen @angie_rasmussen]

Seeing a lot of “rapid tests don’t work against BA.2” takes and it’s hard to see that as anything but one more capitulation.

Rapid tests are not perfect. However, they still do work & are arguably more important at this stage of the pandemic than they’ve ever been.

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

Was trying to get my car grill repaired and the body shop receptionist said “People have been calling since October to check on parts for their CX-5.” I said, “… yeah, let me call my insurance back. My car is fine.”

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

hate posting tik toks but this got me for some reason 😭

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

When the anesthesiologist in your case places the eyelid tape carefully as to not rip the pt’s lash extensions off after the case >>>>
What a gentleman 🥺

[Deandra 🦾 @__ifer]

Left my bf at home with our one day old adopted cat so I could go out clubbing with my friends… I feel so much mom guilt!!!! HAAAALPP