Mayonissss

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[Words @itswords_]

i just wanna sit here with someone and talk about life

[AZZURA | Parenting and Family Psychology @n_azzurajafri]

Memang ada kajian kenapa lelaki tak bangun walaupun anak menangis malam.

Basically dapatan kajian kata their brain are not wired for that. Lelaki akan terbangun kalau dengar bunyi pintu kena masuk, atau hal-hal melibatkan KESELAMATAN keluarga.

Perempuan pula memang kita akan terbangun kalau anak nangis. Our brain are wired for that. In fact, dengar bunyi baby nangis, badan kita akan keluarkan susu banyak. Our body is amazing like that.

In a way, my own theory is that lelaki rasa tenang tidur tu bila ada isteri yang jaga anak. Byk je mak-mak ngadu suami memang tido mati. And memang kadang sakit hati😅

TAPIII, on serious note, kalau rasa kena kejut suami, KEJUT JE DIA untuk tolong. Suami yg ada kasihan, memang akan bangun. Tapi jangan expect dia bangun sendiri. Kena KEJUTTT.

I NEED HELP ABANG. Dah tak larat dah. Please tengok baby tu.

Biasanya, lelaki ni lebih concern dengan isteri berbanding anak. Especially anak baby. Sebab kalau baby, usually the comfort dapat dari mak. So mak perlukan comfort dari bapak.

P/s: memang the phase could be frustrating sbb memang kita rasa kita je yang function. Dah la penat fasa bersalin dan menyusu ni. So better nak minta tolong, cakap je. Moga mak-mak direzekikan suami yg ada ihsan 🤲

[thattwirlingcat @thattwirlingcat]

Always the holier than thou

Terpaling nasihat agama, terpaling lantang "pertahankan" agama but at the same time serial p0rn enjoyer

Cermin ada jual kat kedai eco murah je, bawak-bawaklah muhasabah diri

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Daycare CCTV captures a baby's first steps, and her mother is overwhelmed by the workers' excitement.

[liminal @Liminal1988]

When choosing a life partner,...

[urmaryamm @unicornbubble_]

@zafranmustafa Boleh try pilih lelaki gamers PC. Husband I setahun sekali je lepak dengan kawan dia. Haha

[pitfissure @drsapit]

Dia bknnya isu gender pon. Dia isu orang yg tergolong sandwich generation. Orang yg ada mak ayah yg stabil kewangan ni takkan faham struggle anak golongan sandwich generation ni.

[𝒩𝓊𝓇𝒾𝓃🌻 @yien_asyiqin]

Teringat ayah pernah tegur my brother
“Ayah dulu tak pernah pon tukarkan pampers korang”
My brother simply reply “rugi lah ayah takda pengalaman”
Terus diam ya Ayah ku 🤣.

[Datuk Jahat Hensem @datukhensem]

Kenapa rakyat Malaysia banyak kerja di Singapura?

Gaji kecik

Kenapa banyak rakyat Malaysia susah?

Gaji kecik

Kenapa simpanan hari tua rakyat Malaysia sikit?

Gaji kecik

Kenapa hutang isi rumah Malaysia tinggi?

Gaji kecik

Tak payah buat kajian or bayar consultant pun.

[Mayonissss @__imayaaa]

@arif_zainudin 😅🤣

[Mayonissss @__imayaaa]

@arif_zainudin Yos rindu you so makin lambat tido 🙄😴

[UCHECHUKWU 👽 @Yucee04233]

This is so insane how relatable this shit is 😭

[Mayonissss @__imayaaa]

@rashredhwan @TwtJodohMY @CariJodohMY Bitter one will always condemn people sis. Btw goodluck to your friend. She’s pretty and still young don’t worry too much just ckp dia enjoy your life to the fullest pls and make sure get to know everyone first before settle down ❤️😘

[💟 ᏦᏋᎩ ᏦᏋᎩ ᎷᎧᏁᎥᎤᏬᏋ 💟 @KeyKeytoMarz]

Sometimes this is all you need 🥹🤞🏾