Lizzy ✨

i like brunch more than I like most people.

[Lizzy ✨ @__itslizzy]

Once again, the tried & true cure for an incredibly long & stressful day is tequila & tacos.

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I keep checking my calendar to make sure it is actually Friday. The fact that I’m showered, fed, and in bed with a cup of coffee & a lil snacky snack about to curl up and watch a movie at 6:30 seems suspicious.

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That time I went to @firstnamedane ‘s summer Sunday show and rocked up to work on Monday 4 hours late 🥸

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I can’t be 4 200ml Prosecco’s deep and be expected to not interpretive dance to Ariana grande when the airport bar blasts her?! I’m only human!

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My toxic trait is that I can go out and spend $200 on things I don’t even need and then still want to go get a little treat. Bitch you need to go home.

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One thing about me is imma bump the ac in my car. Gas is $5/gal? Damn that crazy.. *turns dial up*

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Me with a horrible headache:
*ugh I think I wore my ponytail too tight all day*

Remembers I have only consumed a redbull, coffee, matcha and about 5 cheetos all day.

😅

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When you’re in a get shit dont mood at work… but the shit you want to get done is at home and you’re stuck at work 😅

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Feeling my anxiety starting to flare up, my fight or flight response was to put on SVU and throw my phone out of reach 🥹🤷🏻‍♀️

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So are we all watching pirates of the Caribbean tonight or what?

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So yesterday I tried falling asleep beginning at 10:30pm and didn’t actually fall asleep until some time after 5am thanks to this insane cough 😬 let’s hope for a better night tonight. 👍🏼 but thx to everyone in my dms for keeping me company though 🤣

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Me.. 2 days home from a bachelorette trip, still no voice.. and I’m thinking about mdw. Why am I like this.

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I’ve been v into watching schitts creek lately and while I am utterly obsessed with this show.. I’m slightly concerned this is less of a quirky lil rewatch and more of a sign that my mental health is on the brink of collapse 😅 #lovethisjourneyforme

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watching the gas prices steadily go up knowing that I’m driving to New York next week.

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Oh did a new marvel movie just come out? I hadn’t heard.

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Weekend: 2
Weekend Lizzy: 0
💀🪦

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Y’all know you can just take your foot off the gas sometimes, right? You don’t have to slam the breaks for every little thing… 🤷🏽‍♀️

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“Ugh I guess I should go downstairs and cook some dinner..”

*goes in freezer and decides what frozen meal from Trader Joe’s is going into the microwave tonight*

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Got my wisdom teeth out last week & I was going to try to get my sleeping pattern back on routine before I go back to work. Alas, here we are at 1am with a soft lil snacky and the quiet dun dun of svu playing in the background. Maybe tomorrow. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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@sig_whites Obsessed with this