j.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

After living with a ngga i realized i was not built for a real committed relationship rn. nggas like to be catered to too & tbh at 22 i rather do my make up & take pictures for my ig. Bye

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want a job where I can clock in, be given a list of tasks, and left alone for 8 hours.

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

My Unhinged “Flavor of Love” Themed Bachelorette Party 😂🕰️

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

Men with pure intentions still want sex and women with pure intentions still want money.

I hope that helps.

[Bad Batch @85illshit]

A girl on TikTok said chick fila makes better bake Mac than Jamaican ppl and I fear she is right

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

One of the hardest pills to swallow as an adult is clocking into a job where the staff sucks, the environment is toxic, and you can’t just walk away… because bills don’t stop. It’s a different kind of stress when you’re trapped between your peace and your paycheck.

[robert @robertxyo]

o impacto dessa frase… estou com a diva e não abro mão

[Tristan🇲🇽🇱🇧 Book Slanger @HeartlessReader]

If you watched heated rivalry but you didn’t watch yuri on ice what are you doing?

[DUTCHESS @CAVALLIDOLLL]

the problem is you bitches are idiots and think you’re a monolith. children are capable of being naive it is literally expected that’s why predators seek them out and the reason they fall prey is because they don’t have guidance.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Markus Batchelor @MarkusforDC]

Hey, family: My cousin Tre has been missing since the end of last week and we need your help to bring him home. Please share with your DC friends and family.

If you see or have any information about where he could be, contact us or MPD’s Youth and Family Division.

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

I think the real reason why yall mad at that girl boyfriend for putting his credit card in a princess wand is bc yall be out here dating losers but hey

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

begging a man for anything actually

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Why do men not understand that home cooked meals and indoor dates happen after we have a relationship established? NOT A FIRST COUPLE OF DATE WTF?

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I’m so scared to check on people because they might need $40 till Friday

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me realizing my coworkers have genuinely settled for this life and I need to escape this job before l become one of them

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Dating is optional. My bill are paid. My house is calm. My bed is big. You’re not competing with another man, you’re competing with how comfortable I am alone.

[The Culture Economy @thecultureecon]

Women are not better at being a man than men are, they are better at being responsible adults who take those responsibilities & problem solving seriously.