that/nigga

[leanghok @Leangphok]

"vat are you doing mein fuhrer?"

"i am creating an operating system.. hmm.. i vill call it.. WINDOWS 11..."

[Ale Sanemeterio @alesanemeterio]

Si los rusos me están espiando quiero que sepan que siempre me gustó más la palabra cosmonauta que astronauta

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[vanessa @howloudy]

Just finished the Diddy documentary and we gotta drive a dildo through his heart like a vampire

[Old NBA Tweets @oldnbatweetz]

Legit chills down my spine

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

these reporters are so kind because id immediately ask back “was bubba bill clinton or the horse?”

[doomer @uncledoomer]

WTF is this pop up message that just showed up in my new @Dodge RAM 2500?

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

It’s lonely at the top…

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

People whose worst crime is pirating movies: I always use a VPN and I only use protonmail and if my password is ever typed in wrong even one time it autodeletes everything

Jeffery Epstein on a gmail account with his initials: "yeah we fuck kids nigga" - sent from my ipad

[ChudTheBuilder @ChudTheBuilder]

They are parked in the fire lane, chimps blaring music and dancing outside of the car. Got mad at me when I walked by with visible disgust. Proceeded to chimp out through the entire store. Usual suspects. +100 fatigue.

[. @imathr0wup]

@RockstarGames My nigga what if I die

[tippity @tippity]

my GTX 1060 on its last legs when i tweet “Free Palestine”

[😐 @00selm]

why is everyone assuming it was due to political differences, what if he owed the nigga money and he wasn’t paying

[Junior @JrMoneyGetting]

Thug brought up 2021 Astroworld fest in a leaked call

“Travis got.. goddamn 11 m**ders on his hand” 😭

[unicorn @jasjahne]

This exactly how I rap March madness when I’m off the tequila

[Black Is Comedy @heltontvp]

@Pluggedsoundz_ “They don’t know that you’re a whore with tattoos”😂

[bz @adjbzz]

i was 18 when i made the best cod transition