jess

no shit I’m edgy I listen to black metal you fucking female

[MEANS TV @means_tv]

🏀 NBA FINALS MERCH DROP https://t.co/1zMItumJbS

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

MONTREAL VS BUFFALO GAME 7 TONIGHT

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

can confidently say as the token gay metalhead, we are GAGGED.

[jess @__jessrivas]

fell to my knees in the fuckin grocery store

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆 @lexiescarina]

people are breaking up who have never broken up before

[mark webber’s publicist @pepitoluver]

man this is so cool, i love to see a prominant male athlete show respect to a valuable decorated woman in sport. this is what male athletes should be doing!! shoutout guerrero jr, i may not fuck with baseball but i defo fuck with you🙏🙏

[jess @__jessrivas]

if ur rich… idk how you have no drip
if ur skinny, idk how you have no drip
if ur skinny AND rich, fuck you and your drip sucks ass. what a waste. god knew I’d be too powerful if he gave me one or the other.

[jess @__jessrivas]

CHICAGOS GONNA BE A FUCKIN PROBLEM FUCKKKKKK @WNBA

[yuyu⭐️ @cybxrartist]

you tell a white queer person theyre white and they act like you sh0t them

[BillsOnReal @BillsOnReal]

EVERY. SINGLE. JOSH ALLEN. HIGHLIGHT. THIS. SEASON.

46 MINUTES AND 26 SECONDS OF PERFECTION.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

The US is about to have no vegetables and fruit from Mexico, no meat, eggs, and potash from Canada, and no agricultural workers due to ethnic cleansing

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Literally offering all NFL refs free modern LASIK.

[₊˚. ༘ ❝ lovelymocha ˚✧ @callmekioto]

imagine how hawaiians and puerto ricans feel when they tell americans the same thing and u guys go anyways and then complain about it

[jess @__jessrivas]

@female2butch you really did tho lol and like 5 years ago 😭

[Nate Geary @NateGearySports]

Dear god man. Josh Allen. We're not worthy bruh.

[jess @__jessrivas]

all these bands doing 10 year anniversary tours on all my favorite emo albums reminds me of how old I’m getting, yea that and chronic back pain

[jess @__jessrivas]

@puchikka welcome back, we missed you

[jess @__jessrivas]

I hope in my next life Im a baker in a bakery n get to eat cinnamon rolls all day

[jess @__jessrivas]

1 twisted tea in n I have the biggest urge to tweet about how much I love josh allen

[jess @__jessrivas]

josh allen mvp right now