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Don't miss out, play the Fanatics #FanCashDrop
That’s at least three weeks in a row 😔 ⁦@FanaticsBook⁩

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Vacation? You mean doing the exact same thing I do every day except in an unfamiliar location

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“Be the change you wish to see in the world” and it’s just me actually listening to people as they speak

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rep forever guilt free listening!

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Spontaneity is my worst enemy

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The wheelbarrow flipped and broke the second burrito

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Today I met a holographic unicorn that explained quantum donuts to me

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One time someone made fun of me for wearing sunglasses in the winter???????? That’s so weird

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I didn’t go to the movies this year 🤷‍♀️

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I wish I stopped breastfeeding before my son learned that object permanence applies to nipples

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Trying to fall asleep but the wholesomeness of Ted lasso is keeping me up

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

You made learning fun thank you for taking a picture with me 🐐

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And I hope it’s SHITTTTTY in the black dog

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“You’re like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye” ma’am do you mean the monopoly man?

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Do you give your video game protagonists the same name as you? Lately I’ve been naming my guy Stone

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Don’t forget to put a paper straw under your pillow for al gore tonight so the mosquitos finally disappear for winter

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Life gets better when you realize poor people aren’t your enemy

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The good thing about anxiety is that I’d already mapped this exact scenario out in my head so I started processing like 2 weeks ago

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Sometimes when I’m sad I just think about fergie doing front flips on GMA and that cures my sadness

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I LOVE SEEING THE JETS FAIL