lil guy

yall are quick with taking usernames

[Ryan @ryxcito]

In honor of the song, show me your best pic where you gave ‘Summerboy’

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Mongolian throat fucking

[lil guy @__justalilguy__]

What does it mean if the repair guy walked in on me chugging a tall glass of milk and then held eye contact with me for a second too long

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Napkins X @NapkinsX]

I love that they pull him away like he's a fully unhinged criminal

[lil guy @__justalilguy__]

@c7efairy That shit had me salivating when I was younger. I suddenly yearn for those greasy ass pizzas

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[ً @monrues]

when life gets complicated so you lowkey start feeling like natalieportmanupdates

[lil guy @__justalilguy__]

Gaysians going to sleep May 31st and waking up June 1st

[lil guy @__justalilguy__]

Its a miracle that I made it to my flight on time bc I just dissociated all the way to the airport and got through security in 3 minutes

[bern @bigballerbernn]

hey lol

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Typed “my chud life” and it autocorrected to “my chic life”

[lil guy @__justalilguy__]

Sucking the yolk out of a fried egg like it’s a soup dumpling

[lil guy @__justalilguy__]

@im_cloonk ??? Cold plunge with socks???

[lil guy @__justalilguy__]

@markseasy Girl, all those instant posts go to *everyone* 🫠

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn't see that email until you're emotionally ready

[lil guy @__justalilguy__]

Sometimes you just gotta grab a fist full of your own titty and give it a good giggle just to remind yourself that you’re that bitch

[Rosaaaaaaa 🍰🍩 @rirukalover]

When she asks me why it's so small so I gotta explain to her I'm a hantavirus survivor

[lil guy @__justalilguy__]

Therapy is so funny bc I’ll be grilling someone else and spilling tea that’s gagging my therapist and then they’ll be like “looping this back to you and off of them, how did you feel when X happened?”

Like girl, the tea was just poured in the cup. Take a sip 😭

[lil guy @__justalilguy__]

What a stupid work day. How dare my work give me work. So dumb 💥💥💥💥