Karis⚡️

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends are having a bad day: that’s your anxiety talking. i promise it won’t always feel like this and I love you no matter what

me when i have a bad day: this time i have finally realized the Truth. that i am bad and my life will never get better

[angie @sweetangelette]

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

[grovy @grovymango]

Who up thinking of having a maisy mouse summer

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[A ✶ J @GayJ__]

set my vape down and forgot where and then gave myself the ick looking as hard as I was for it. Does the 27 year old baby need his fruity flavored nicotine pacifier?

[ava @gutsforlife]

being the wokest person in your family really does raise your cortisol levels

[Paul Schofield @pschofie79]

One way I’ve integrated AI into the classroom is that I begin each class by having students take out their laptops, open up Claude, and talk to it about whatever for 45 minutes while I go outside and vape.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"I have to wake up early tomorrow"

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[DaylightElise @DaylightElise]

What do you guys think of the hat I’m wearing to tonight’s date

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Girl I’m bored let’s exit a subway station and come to an abrupt stop at the top of the stairs

[Susannah Black Roberts @suzania]

There’s like maybe a maximum of 8 jobs where I understand what the job is. Shopkeeper. Farmer. Teacher of some kind. Priest. Novelist. Journalist. Private detective. Chef. That’s it. What is a data engineer. I don’t know.

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

this is so unserious i can’t not laugh at this. why would he do that?😭

[nasi @nasispadang]

everytime i meet a man it’s a game of r u racist, homophobic, transphobic, right wing, capitalist, just dumb as fuck, or all of the above