Kales

she sells sea shells by the sea shore

[Kales @__kales__]

@wsdot_traffic @wsdot_tacoma An accident that was caused by a stanley steemer truck driving erratically all down 167 before finally taking out 2 other cars and driving itself into a ditch where it caught on fire.

[Kales @__kales__]

@PSETalk 12 hours without power in Issaquah highlands while business/homes less than a mile away have power but PLEASE continue to patronize us with “we’re working on it”

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my white blood cells fighting off a cold https://t.co/Wvm2Z6bnU0

[Chlo @chlolynn12]

“I can’t drink like I used to” - me at 22

[Kales @__kales__]

Bout to pay $80 for a piece of paper from the book store with a little code on it to take my class. The lowest of lows.

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

peaches are just suede apples

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Other Girls Wearing All Black: Very cool. Distinguished. Put together. Skinny legend. Possible super model???

Me Wearing All Black: Victorian widow mourning her husband that died of tuberculosis that still looks fat somehow

[tory @yrotftw]

trynna date with a mental illness is so hard like how do i say “i didn’t lose interest in u i just lost interest in life but i’m kinda okay now so pay attention to me pls” without sounding batshit crazy

[Kales @__kales__]

Me biggest flaw is continuing to eat watermelon even though my stomach hurts from eating too much watermelon

[Kales @__kales__]

@brainwxrms The house bunny

[Kales @__kales__]

Me: my mental health is in shambles

Also me: I don’t see why that’s my problem

[Kales @__kales__]

@pissboymcgee Wb if I actually drive an Oldsmobile?

[Kales @__kales__]

No seriously all my plants are spontaneously dying

[Kales @__kales__]

I used to be worried the demon living in my basement was gonna kill me but now I’m just worried he’s gonna judge me for sitting at home alone on a Friday watching chopped and eating a pizza I microwaved