Kendi 🌸

Sippin' cranberry juice 🥤 👩🏾‍⚕️🩺

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[isabel @shutupisabel]

pilot paused and very carefully said we would be landing at 11 minutes past 9

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

Don't let anyone talk you out of going to med school for 6 years because those 8 years will be the best 10 years of your life.🕹️

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

every now and then i become hyperaware of my name

[Rachel Agunda🇰🇪 @agundarachel]

@Nyokaffiii Infact, all I see is that he gave these women safe healthcare..

[Cyd Wambui @CydWambui]

Ushai ona wameitisha pesa ya chumvi?

Wacha maswali mengi

[Micktheskinz @Mickskinz]

As a chocaholic nothing would bring me more pleasure than for Cadburys to collapse.
They betrayed everyone when they closed down their factory in Birmingham and sold to a filthy American conglomerate.
A glass an a half in every dairy milk ended up three glugs of palm oil and a cheap labour plant in Poland.
Boycott the cunts

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[Kidney Touching Tweets ⁷ @morbidly_cool]

Mine is never being able to read ECG.

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

Guys when I bump into you in public, I might say things like “we should hang out” I’m lying

[IMG🩺 @peacehipeace]

Last in the bloodline to pursue MBBS...

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Accordion to a recent survey, 6 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.

[scarlett🪾 @hollowandholy]

If you ever catch me posting contradictory statements, just ignore it because I’m simply exercising my god given right to be a woman of duality who is free from a linear mindset.

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

I suspect when people refer to adults, I’m included in that group. I would like to be removed asap.

[floobsie (comms open!) @fioobsie]

why is it so hard to say rough twice in a row : /

[Mëan Feen🏴‍☠️ @Robatuss1n]

only Amolo I gaf about is Maya

[EL CHI 💋 @blekjpg]

everybody getting shot at but ruto :(

[griselda blanco @anentiresnack]

rip. you did your big one with that Si scent 😭