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[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[I Hate Jack Berger @Venusofdetroit]

You can just tell he wanted to punch somebody

[GoyaGripper @TAN1AAA]

Calling Chris Brown “BeatEmUp McBackflips” is fucking hilarious lmaoo

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

#saynotolightskinlove

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

gas $4 , taxes due , we at war , you ugly , i'm just not in the mood

[SRT PUGGS @PUGGS_]

Don’t give niggas the benefit of the doubt. Doubt the benefit of niggas FRFR

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

I saw my shadow this morning.
Six more weeks of being a bitch.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Every winter in Texas is basically everyone collectively having Vietnam flashbacks to 2021

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

The CIA invented spicy bowls to destroy the black community, I just can’t prove it yet.

[Desenfocao' @CastielMerteuil]

If apartment complexes can charge a pet rent every month, then we should be able to claim pets as dependents.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

as i get older and even more gorgeous i learned you can’t look everybody in their face in public it invites a lot of bullshit idk

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

pullin up home max volume so my dog knows big pimpin has returned safely

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

and don't let me come to your house & you got candy canes on your tree

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

i hated being questioned ever since i was a child like it jus never sat right wit me

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Ever since I was little I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

[SHANG 🥡 @TBSHANG]

I’ll throw a car at a nigga if i could

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

he just contacted me from the dead and said he’s still that mf girl!!!!!