Maddy

someone once told me I have a nervous nipple

[Blaze💚 @BlazesAccount]

"are you wearing the-"

"Temu pig shirt? yes i am"

[G4P 🇵🇸 @Gold4Palestine]

📣VICTORY FOR PALESTINE AT GOLDSMITHS📣

Goldsmiths management has conceded to Goldsmiths for Palestine demands‼️

We have won the first undergraduate Palestinian scholarships at a British university and huge wins on all of our other demands.

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Don't give a shite about your cookie policy. have my national insurance number if you want. I just need to See Inside Peter Andre's Stunning Surrey Mansion

[Madonna @Madonna]

The world is threatened by my power and my stamina. My intelligence and my will to survive.
But they will never break me
this is all the test.

[trish @ultragloss]

logan lerman looking at his birthday cake which somehow happens to be MY TWEET??

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

If love was a sound it would be the first 30 seconds of we cry together - kendrick

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

I did not expect the Wikipedia entry for the royal corgis to become this horrifying

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

Aaahhhhhh I called it

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

Right so I’m in a pub rn watching a wwe match where the men are wrestling in jeggings and I’ve realised that this sport is like swan lake for toxic men

[ryan john butcher @ryanjohnbutcher]

no x

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

Daddys on laddys

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

Coming back to Nottingham is the best cause my tinder gets real awkward

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

Interdimensional cable

[LADbible @ladbible]

The first look at the new horror movie 'Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey' will ruin your childhood.

Watch below:

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

Surely this isn’t real

[LADbible @ladbible]

The first look at the new horror movie 'Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey' will ruin your childhood.

Watch below:

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

Can someone explain to me why horses need special shoes cause I’ve been in a TikTok horse shoeing hole and I don’t get why their feet aren’t good enough ? We should be gatekeeping natural horse toes

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

🤯 you what

[Alexis • pinned tweet @Amusedbyalexis]

Now that i’m over it I can laugh at this because PLZ😂

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

My guilty pleasure is watching bird videos where they argue with their owner

[Maddy @__maddysmith]

@millNspill I’d say light bluey grey 0 yeah that looks right

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is so fuckin cool i love science