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forever

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The two hottest people ever Adam and Eve

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Have you ever peed for so long

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sometimes I feel I may not be working in the absolute most efficient way possible

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Naming my children Catharsis and Cathexis (one will be a south Philly raver the other a west Philly tenderqueer)

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Naming my children tragus and anti-tragus

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Have you ever wondered “am I the only chill gay guy on earth”

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It’s fun to know people really well. It can also be a bit much

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Everyone in their Hokas (type of shoes) like little ducklings waddling around I love it

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Third Eye Blind is a fantastic band name. And it fits their music perfectly. How’s it Going to Be is an amazing & beautiful song.

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@laylology !

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Has anyone ever physically exploded from being so angry?

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Eating and drinking are the same thing and don’t need 2 separate words (soup makes this clear)

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I love upgrading

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People make fun of bay leaf but the joke is on them

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Each body part is so iconic

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And no Dr Pepper unfortunately wasn’t a woman which doesn’t mean that women can’t be doctors, they still can. She was a boy though

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The most beautiful *man-made* flavor is Dr. Pepper. The most beautiful natural flavor is Guava

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Ask yourself why does this upset you so much

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A convo people don’t want to have is that basil kind of smells like black licorice

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My new segment

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Lucky or yucky?